Bachelor Party

SniperRyan said:
You're a lot older than your avatar would imply. Or are you the huge black dude that set it up?
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The picture is 3 years old, but yea I'm in college.

Can't really go into details about where we had the strippers and why, it may come back and bite me in the ass. They had nice bodies, but were ugly as shit in the face. However when they pulled out the 2-way dildo, it went wild.
 


^^ The only good thing about Chucky Cheeses is that you can get pitchers of beer. The kids go fucking crazy in the big ball pit and video games, while the adults get shitty on pitchers of Coors Light and drive everyone home. Gotta love it.
 
JamesH said:
The picture is 3 years old, but yea I'm in college.

Can't really go into details about where we had the strippers and why, it may come back and bite me in the ass. They had nice bodies, but were ugly as shit in the face. However when they pulled out the 2-way dildo, it went wild.
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Nevermind, thought you were describing Requiem for a Dream to be funny...
 
You know what not to do?
Rent a joint out in a country town, go to a steak house where you cook the steak yourself, then watch Eddie Murphy movies all night.
My brother's Batchelor party was the most boring thing EVER! *sigh*

I can definitely +1 the lesbian dildo show, although I disagree with JamesH on redheads. Just got to find the right one.
That said, your friend likes finer things, so perhaps a burlesque show with insanely overpriced cocktails using liquor you've never heard of would be more his thing.
 
HarveyJ said:
I can definitely +1 the lesbian dildo show, although I disagree with JamesH on redheads. Just got to find the right one.
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Yea, I was being over critical. She was definitely hot, but maybe it was because she was standing next to a meth head and that made her look better, or maybe it's because I was smashed.
 
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