Badass Female Content Writer -- Review Copy Available

[Caitlin]

Are you looking for someone who can make you money? Do you need excellent content written quickly and efficiently? Are you looking for someone who actually speaks English?

EnigmaBomb referred me here because he said it was a wasteland of retarded fuck sticks trying to get paid for content. Heres the deal:

1. 1x 400 word review copy for an established member (Douches need not apply)
2. $7 for each 400 word article on any topic. I specialize in girly topics: skin care, weight loss, hair, ect.
3. Half the money is paid upfront. The other half upon completion.
4. Discounts for big orders.
5. -rep to anyone who says tits or GTFO, this is a sales thread. Women are allowed on this part of the internets.

 

[JasonRubacky]

+rep for "retarded fuck sticks"

 

[Enigmabomb]

So apparently the key for weeding out "REVIEW COPY PLZ" is to say "Douches need not apply".

 

[kingofsp]

I'll take the dang review. I'm actually pretty awesome.

 

[HundredProof]

Hasn't anyone but me noticed that all of a sudden, there has been an uprise of female content writers here?

 

[nordie]

I'll take a review copy if still available.

I'm looking for female-centric articles.

N~

 

[jumpinjack]

1. 1x 400 word review copy for an established member (Douches need not apply)

Guess that counts me out.

 

[InternetAuthor]

Hasn't anyone but me noticed that all of a sudden, there has been an uprise of female content writers here?

I, for one, am all for it! We are far superior to men in all things.

Hope the bump helps!

 

[vadim]

Caitlin was quick to respond to PMs and had same-day turnaround for my article. I'm sure I'll be back.

 

[Enigmabomb]

Bump

 

[Private Ryan]

Im looking for someone who can write me masterpieces about hosting. Can you Pm me with some samples?

 

[Caitlin]

Everyone who ordered today, your orders are done Ready for more work!

Thanks!
Caitlin <3

 

[Bofu2U]

I'll bite a quick 400 words.. PM me for deets.

 

[Jondoe0069]

Enig... I mean Caitlin,

PM sent.

 

[Enigmabomb]

lol me pretending to have a vagina to write content. People hire me to write their content because I have balls.

 

[Xdreamer]

I'll bite a quick 400 words.. PM me for deets.

Same here

 

[guerilla]

People hire me to write their content because I have balls.

I heard you will tuck and tape if the price is right.

 

[nordie]

Buffalo Bill, indeed.

 

[Enigmabomb]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[Xdreamer]

Hey Caitlin, any news on my article?