9 Things we Learned from Badger Ball VI
1. Deliguy has a higher HPM (hugs-per-minute) output than any other man in the industry.
2. The more expensive the champagne, the faster BlokBlok will spill it all over himself/table/floor/short blonde waitresses.
3. No matter what the party or the crowd, 50% of the people will hate the DJ (that dude must have been deaf though)
4. It's hard to come up to talk to Tavin or Skohh much publicly, on account of them barricading themselves inside walls of women in VIP (mainly blondes). Good job lads.
5. Affiliati cannot be trusted to walk in a straight line near the Sponsor banner without falling through it somehow ($72 invoice on its way SonnyP)
6. Bathroom attendants really like all the free nutra bottles left on top of urinals (dude must have taken 2 cases of garcinia home)
7. The guys who complain the most about there not being enough women are usually the ones who would never talk to one IRL anyways.
8. When you walk up to the bouncer yelling, with no previous RSVP or wristband, demanding VIP status for you and your +5 dudes, it's not going to go well for you.
9. It's still surprisingly hard to justify $25k+ bartabs to my accountant as "necessary biz expenses for a fake company, with no business purpose, to get complete strangers drunk", even after this many Badger Balls.
Hope everyone had a good time, thank your sponsors by giving them all your biz. See everyone at Badger Ball VII.