Balloon Boys Dad Launches Bear Scratcher



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Can't find your back scratch? HUH?!?!!? Well, THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE! That's Bear Scratch! Where is it? There it is! Where is it? Its right there. Its right here. Oh yeah. Its Bear Scratch. You can't lose it.

he had to have done a fuckin rail of coke and said "turn that goddamn camera on! its Bear Scratch time!" There's no way you can script that shit.
 
I've never been in a room where something I bought to scratch my back was in, do they have one for the car, outside, my pocket lol you have to be in your house in that room near the wall its drilled to, and go ahead drill it in and fuck up your corner bead.
 
I just ordered 3.. one goes in my office and the others at home...now I will reach those hard spots.
 
circa said:
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Bingo! I think the video is more of a screen test than a product pitch, as he's probably trying be signed on as a pitchman by a product network. The kid in the balloon scam was really about getting a reality show contract. What's this guy qualified to do anyway, aside from being a publicity whore? Screaming about Sham Wow and Slap Chop would be perfect work for him.

You can buy a very effective back scratcher at the .99 store, didja know?
 
Fail.

They already have something that big hairy gay guys can use to scratch themselves, it's called the Bieber scratch post, courtesy of Bieber web assets of course.
 
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