Believe in 2012?

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Anton Chigurh said:
I heard that nachoninja will get a haircut !
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David doesn't think the poles will reverse in 2012, nor does he think that anything totally out of the ordinary will happen in 2012, but who cares what David thinks?
 
So... what? The poles get together and say " Yo dude, it's 2012...you know what that means, time to DoSeDo...." ?
 
rather than worry about a date change on some dusty old calender, there are dozens of other far more likely things that could kill us all within the next few years or decades... such as:

-nanotech gone awry and killing us all...
-genetic engineering gone awry killing us all...
-humans invent the singularity and it kills us all...
-world war 3 starting in the middle east and killing us all...
-shoddy chinese nuclear power plant construction fails killing us all...
-giant meteor impact kills us all...
-terrorist release powerful biological weapons killing us all...
-mutant crop blight wiping out most of the food supply killing most of us...
-a black hole swallows our planet killing us all...
-logging in the remote rain forest unleashes a new virus/disease killing us all...
-rampant global warming causes a series of hypercanes killing us all...
-freak solar flares kill us all...
-Chuck Norris getting pissed off and killing us all...

but why worry about all that shit?

just chill, smoke a joint and be happy :rasta:
 
Don't you see, Poto, ALL of that shit is going to happen in 2012!
You forgot to mention the zombies, and giant nuclear monsters from Okinawa...

The whole end-of-days shit frustrates me, because there's ALWAYS someone making good money selling books and tshirts for it, and when it doesn't end up in the world kerploding, no one ever attempts to lynch them.
They just sit on their pile of money, slowly rubbing it into their nipples and say "Hmmm, well, it didn't happen because I said it would. It's very quantum observational, like Shoemoney's cat..."
 
Fuck end time shit, because it never happens. They hype me up on Y2k and nothing fucking happened.
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
The best thing about 2012 is that, once it comes and goes, it is the last time we will have to hear this endtimes shit.

Then Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce and my grandma can all kiss my ass.
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Don't count on it.
We'll have all these other new prophets popping out of the woodwork, and people making others into prophets.

"Oh shit, global warming's happening just like... umm... umm... Ben Bova said in one of his editorials for Analogue!"
"Woah! A sci-fi writer getting a lucky guess about potential event without much defining detail as to the specifics or actual date right?"
"No man, he was obviously foretelling the future!"
"You're right! Quick, let's make a book telling everyone about the hidden code in his writing!"
 
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