you fuckers are delusional (prob from the weed and jerking off)
99% of stress is caused by money. Or a lack thereof. The only way to to acquire more monies is to work harder and longer. When I say work I am not talking about the little bullshit job some young (18+) coed could be doing for $8.00 an hour. I am talking about the actual revenue producing shit that only you can do.
When you start to get a little stressed, call in the coed for a little head. Every year or 2 find a new coed so you always have a fresh "hungry" employee. One that wont look at you in disgust when you tell her to bend over the desk so you can violate all of her orifices.