From the bits I've seen, it basically shows how selling crap on tv is just madlibs.
Hi, Name here and have I got a product for you. My new product, Jizz, has revolutionized the way thousands of Americans fuck. It lubricates, defecates, and educates much better than all those other generic bodily fluids. By utilizing ancient technology the Jizz gets 90% deeper than any other body fluid on the market.
Check this out.
This is a common bodily fluid, and this is the Jizz. The other bodily fluid only barely scratches the surface while the Jizz penetrates deep.
[series of clips showing product in action, first three reasonable, the next 20 ridiculous don't forget your "sell" phrases: easy to use, no [undesirable thing], saves time, life changing.]
But don't take my word for it here are some satisfied Jizz owners.
[testimonials]
Order now and save $980,000 because normally store bought bodily fluids sell for millions, but you can get the better, Jizz, for only $18.99. NO shipping and handling. That's right NO shipping and handling. And we're so convinced you'll love the product that we are offering a 30 day in home free trial.
But wait, that's not all. If you order in the next 20 minutes you can have these handy strap ons.
That's right, the Jizz and 3 strap on dildos shipped free to your door for no cost. If you don't like it keep the 3 strap on dildos as a gift from us.
Call now mutha fuckas.
[repeat several times before actually ending commercial]
Hi, Name here and have I got a product for you. My new product, Jizz, has revolutionized the way thousands of Americans fuck. It lubricates, defecates, and educates much better than all those other generic bodily fluids. By utilizing ancient technology the Jizz gets 90% deeper than any other body fluid on the market.
Check this out.
This is a common bodily fluid, and this is the Jizz. The other bodily fluid only barely scratches the surface while the Jizz penetrates deep.
[series of clips showing product in action, first three reasonable, the next 20 ridiculous don't forget your "sell" phrases: easy to use, no [undesirable thing], saves time, life changing.]
But don't take my word for it here are some satisfied Jizz owners.
[testimonials]
Order now and save $980,000 because normally store bought bodily fluids sell for millions, but you can get the better, Jizz, for only $18.99. NO shipping and handling. That's right NO shipping and handling. And we're so convinced you'll love the product that we are offering a 30 day in home free trial.
But wait, that's not all. If you order in the next 20 minutes you can have these handy strap ons.
That's right, the Jizz and 3 strap on dildos shipped free to your door for no cost. If you don't like it keep the 3 strap on dildos as a gift from us.
Call now mutha fuckas.
[repeat several times before actually ending commercial]
