bitch hit my car

Laozi, author of such classics like "Tao Te Ching" once said, "A blow job solves everything".
 


Get a really big zip tie and tie it to her drive shaft so every revolution it makes it hits her undercarriage. It will take her forever to figure it out.

Also, yes, this is considered a hit and run in most jurisdictions.
 
Get a really big zip tie and tie it to her drive shaft so every revolution it makes it hits her undercarriage. It will take her forever to figure it out.

Also, yes, this is considered a hit and run in most jurisdictions.

Did this to my dad one year as a april fools joke. Drove him nuts. Almost as funny as the time I convinced him I was getting a divorce and moving back in with 4 kids :)
 
The Grumpy Old Men hidden fish in the car prank. Hide it above the opened passanger side sun visor. Having it pressed up against the windshield will cook it for extra funk LOL
 
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if the police report acknowledges that she is responsible and you have full coverage on your insurance policy then you should be covered by your insurance and they will go after her insurance so it won't count against you. Guess it really depends on what the police said in the report though.
 
Forgive her and call up your insurance company.

Invite her over for a Christmas dinner.
 
1) make sure it is her who did it. otherwise, you are blaiming the wrong person;
2) then, have an estimate for repair;
3) if less than $5000, you can file a small court case, which will cost u $50 to file. and if you won, she will have to pay for it.

evidence and evidence, make sure you got all evidence to prov she did that: witness, photo, matching scratches, ....


good luck