Keep in mind he's probably writing this thread while he's next to tonight's chick.
Bitches are Crazy!
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Keep in mind he's probably writing this thread while he's next to tonight's chick.
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-...-southwest-flights-vegas-asw.html#post1087541
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I've told this story so many times it's unbelievable. I thought this kind of thing happens occasionally - but apparently not this intense because everyone loses their shit when I tell it.
Me and the girl are finally friends on facebook again after I stopped blocking her, but she just moved out of town. EVERYONE in our little volleyball scene knows the story. Sadly, it's kind of enhanced my reputation with the women (clearly there's something worth going nuts about, I guess).
Oh, and last night in Miami, my friend and I think we got roofied just a bit. Might post a thread on that since I can't post it on FB and need to tell someone.
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I've told this story so many times it's unbelievable. I thought this kind of thing happens occasionally - but apparently not this intense because everyone loses their shit when I tell it.
Me and the girl are finally friends on facebook again after I stopped blocking her, but she just moved out of town. EVERYONE in our little volleyball scene knows the story. Sadly, it's kind of enhanced my reputation with the women (clearly there's something worth going nuts about, I guess).
Oh, and last night in Miami, my friend and I think we got roofied just a bit. Might post a thread on that since I can't post it on FB and need to tell someone.
I don't have any crazy bitch stories but I knew a crazy guy that got into a drunk brawl once and bit someones finger off.
You played this wrong. Say you will meet at her house, then proceed to run upstairs, breaking everything possible while shitting on the walls and/or floor.
Was WF (especially STS) your default page?
Because, I think she visited WF and and fell on a dickroll. That would have made made her mad enough to punch on the screen
Because, I think she visited WF and and fell on a dickroll. That would have made made her mad enough to punch on the screen
This happened to me. Never thought I land up with a waterproof undersheet to prevent some other riff-raff from doing it again. She also destroyed my futon.
Once I woke up to the sound of what I believed was water running. I looked around and noticed my date passed out drunk, pissing her pants in a cheap plastic chair. Although baffled it seemed I was in the clear because I have hardwood floors. Little did I know she would get up and sit down on a fabric recliner a bit later in a drunken daze.
Somehow I doubt the crazy chick in the OP’s story would ever destroy HER OWN laptop. Good thing you managed to get out fast. It’s tougher when the girl tricks you into thinking she’s normal, then goes bat shit insane once you get attached.
I've got a few I seem to attract the crazies;
Story 1:
Me and girl seeing each other for 2-3 months
Decide to make it official before she goes overseas for 2 weeks for a fashion show
She asks me to call her everyday, I say OK because it was the honeymoon period and I want to talk to her anyways
Phone dies one time when I am out, she panics and sends me like 25 messages, she blames it on stress and I forget about it
I go to country town to visit a friend, no phone reception, she goes crazy again. Quite worried at this stage
She finally comes back from OS, pick her up from airport have sex etc
Then she claims that I am smothering her and she needs space, tell her to forget about it and we break up
She flips the fuck out and starts berating me calling me an asshole and a cheater etc saying she is going to ruin my life
I forget about it, then I call my mum for a chat a couple of days later. Turns out she went over to my house after we broke up and asked to borrow a pasta maker from my mum (whom she had only met once or twice in passing) claiming it was for me.
I go around to the crazy bitches house to get the pasta maker as it was a). not mine and b). a wedding present to my folks, thankfully she is living with some close friends of mine (was how I met her) so I think it's going to be easy.
She is barricaded in her room when I get there and apparently one of them saw her take a huge knife into her room as well, no dramas I just want the pasta maker.
Can't find pasta maker so I knock on her door and she claims she has no idea what I am talking about, decide to just leave it and buy my folks some other kitchen stuff to apologize
Few days later friends kick her out of the house because she is acting super crazy, one of them helps her move and spots the pasta maker and I get it back, great success.
Story 2:
Start dating a girl I was having sex with for like 6-8 months, turns out she is pretty crazy and quite possessive
Decide to break up with her
She constantly calls asking for us to get back together or at least for us to keep having sex
One night she calls crying and claiming some guy has hit her, I tell her to call the police as I am not dealing with that shit
She says if I don't let her into my house she is going to take a whole heap of drugs and kill herself (she was on anti depressants/had access to a whole bunch of other shit)
I just turn off my phone thinking she is full of shit
Wake up in the morning to a message from her saying 'hope you are happy', give her folks a call (who I was quite good family friends with - was how I meet her). Turns out she is completely fine and just full of shit.
Will remember more later
Story 1:
Me and girl seeing each other for 2-3 months
Decide to make it official before she goes overseas for 2 weeks for a fashion show
She asks me to call her everyday, I say OK because it was the honeymoon period and I want to talk to her anyways
Phone dies one time when I am out, she panics and sends me like 25 messages, she blames it on stress and I forget about it
I go to country town to visit a friend, no phone reception, she goes crazy again. Quite worried at this stage
She finally comes back from OS, pick her up from airport have sex etc
Then she claims that I am smothering her and she needs space, tell her to forget about it and we break up
She flips the fuck out and starts berating me calling me an asshole and a cheater etc saying she is going to ruin my life
I forget about it, then I call my mum for a chat a couple of days later. Turns out she went over to my house after we broke up and asked to borrow a pasta maker from my mum (whom she had only met once or twice in passing) claiming it was for me.
I go around to the crazy bitches house to get the pasta maker as it was a). not mine and b). a wedding present to my folks, thankfully she is living with some close friends of mine (was how I met her) so I think it's going to be easy.
She is barricaded in her room when I get there and apparently one of them saw her take a huge knife into her room as well, no dramas I just want the pasta maker.
Can't find pasta maker so I knock on her door and she claims she has no idea what I am talking about, decide to just leave it and buy my folks some other kitchen stuff to apologize
Few days later friends kick her out of the house because she is acting super crazy, one of them helps her move and spots the pasta maker and I get it back, great success.
Story 2:
Start dating a girl I was having sex with for like 6-8 months, turns out she is pretty crazy and quite possessive
Decide to break up with her
She constantly calls asking for us to get back together or at least for us to keep having sex
One night she calls crying and claiming some guy has hit her, I tell her to call the police as I am not dealing with that shit
She says if I don't let her into my house she is going to take a whole heap of drugs and kill herself (she was on anti depressants/had access to a whole bunch of other shit)
I just turn off my phone thinking she is full of shit
Wake up in the morning to a message from her saying 'hope you are happy', give her folks a call (who I was quite good family friends with - was how I meet her). Turns out she is completely fine and just full of shit.
Will remember more later
I think your a goon for not confirming what she punched, before taking her to the hospital. The whole story seems weird. But yeah, I woulda checked and if the bitch don punched my laptop, I'd throw her ass out and make her walk home. dumb bitches. And who uses the word hump still? :-o
This is the short version of my story:
I dated a girl who told me her mom died. She didn't really seem too shaken up by it, but I comforted her, etc. When the day of the funeral came, she asked me to drop her off... but that she didn't really want me there. I found this odd, but whatever.
So, I dropped her off at the funeral. She came back to my place that night. She didn't really seem too sad about the loss of her mother, so I thought her general apathy was just her own way to cope. Things settled back to normal.
A couple weeks later her mom calls my place (which wasn't uncommon for her to call from time to time) and asks how I'm doing. I was like "No offense, but your daughter told me you were dead."
Needless to say I was very confused. Her mom was confused. I had a long talk with her mother that night and discovered my girlfriend had a pretty long and sordid history of lying. But, why the fuck tell me her mother was dead? I just don't understand why she made some completely crazy story like that up.
Until I found out she was cheating on me. I guess the dead mom thing was a coverup, but a very poor one at that. How long did she truly expect to keep that kind of deceit going? Needless to say, that was about the end of our relationship.
I've dated a couple other crazies in my time, but I am more careful these days.
I dated a girl who told me her mom died. She didn't really seem too shaken up by it, but I comforted her, etc. When the day of the funeral came, she asked me to drop her off... but that she didn't really want me there. I found this odd, but whatever.
So, I dropped her off at the funeral. She came back to my place that night. She didn't really seem too sad about the loss of her mother, so I thought her general apathy was just her own way to cope. Things settled back to normal.
A couple weeks later her mom calls my place (which wasn't uncommon for her to call from time to time) and asks how I'm doing. I was like "No offense, but your daughter told me you were dead."
Needless to say I was very confused. Her mom was confused. I had a long talk with her mother that night and discovered my girlfriend had a pretty long and sordid history of lying. But, why the fuck tell me her mother was dead? I just don't understand why she made some completely crazy story like that up.
Until I found out she was cheating on me. I guess the dead mom thing was a coverup, but a very poor one at that. How long did she truly expect to keep that kind of deceit going? Needless to say, that was about the end of our relationship.
I've dated a couple other crazies in my time, but I am more careful these days.
