Blood on Google's hands: first suicide confirmed

> Suicide isn't funny...Ever...

Two blokes walking in the desert for days, lost. No food or water. One says to the other: the worst thing that can happen after collapsing from weakness is that the vultures swoop down and peck your eyes out while you're still on death's door.

When he finally can't go any further, he decides to commit suicide by burying his head in the sand and suffocating - a more dignified and less torturous way to go than having the vultures slowly finish you off.

Soon enough the second guy feels himself succumbing, and decides to commit suicide in the same manner as his friend. Minutes later, along comes a nomadic Arab and sees this arse sticking up out of the sand. Being a bit bent, he thinks: goodness gracious - it's my lucky day. He whips his cock out and starts fucking it, stopping only momentarily when he hears a muffled voice from beneath the sand: 'Ah, you can peck at my bum all you want, ya bastards, but you'll never get my eyes!'
 


1) Click on JCash's name
2) Click View Public Profile
3) Click on User Lists
4) Click Add user to ignore list
5) Repeat for all trolls
6) Relish in the sweet feeling of troll slaying

Remember trolls only exist if you believe in them.

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Chianti said:
> Suicide isn't funny...Ever...

Two blokes walking in the desert for days, lost. No food or water. One says to the other: the worst thing that can happen after collapsing from weakness is that the vultures swoop down and peck your eyes out while you're still on death's door.

When he finally can't go any further, he decides to commit suicide by burying his head in the sand and suffocating - a more dignified and less torturous way to go than having the vultures slowly finish you off.

Soon enough the second guy feels himself succumbing, and decides to commit suicide in the same manner as his friend. Minutes later, along comes a nomadic Arab and sees this arse sticking up out of the sand. Being a bit bent, he thinks: goodness gracious - it's my lucky day. He whips his cock out and starts fucking it, stopping only momentarily when he hears a muffled voice from beneath the sand: 'Ah, you can peck at my bum all you want, ya bastards, but you'll never get my eyes!'
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point proven - well done
 
I have reported this matter to the internet squad at SEZero. They will contact op shortly to SEZero on this situation.
 
some people run a niche and start depending only on it in whole, its a bit risky thing, if you cant handle the failures you should try avoiding it!
 
Related: How to Write a Great Suicide Letter | Points in Case

Suicide doesn't have to be treated so darkly. I for one intend to kill myself once I hit 65. I've watched multiple grandparents slowly lose their minds over the coarse of decades, and I have no intention of allowing that to happen to me.

It's out of my love for life that I don't wish to spend the last years of it in suffering.

edit: and when I take myself out, I'll do so by jumping off a skyscraper in a superman costume.
 
i was hoping it was a real story.

pro tip - install NoScript for Firefox and you will never get dickrolled. idiots.
 
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