bought 3 boxes of these

lukep said:
Nope, never tried a boxed/canned coconut juice before. I only tried this one because I'd just had a real coconut recently and wanted to compare how it tastes to the crap we get over here...

I'm sad to report that at least the O.N.E. brand tastes like it was an Old coconut's juice filtered through a dirty sock.


A real one? You're clearly getting bad coconuts man... You know they are really temperamental, right? You gotta get the right species of coconut and then the youngest one possible. Then it'll taste awesome.


So you actually paid money for a mouse that looks like it was chewed up by a cat?

What is the (perceived, I'm sure) advantage to those bitemarks? They don't seem to be in any kind of ergonomic pattern I can make out. :confused:
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the bitemarks help when you're jerking off and browsing FB with your left hand
 


lukep said:
So you actually paid money for a mouse that looks like it was chewed up by a cat?

What is the (perceived, I'm sure) advantage to those bitemarks? They don't seem to be in any kind of ergonomic pattern I can make out. :confused:
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No advantage as far as I know, it is just a color pattern in the plastic.

Logitech support recently upgraded me to a G500 which has a different pattern. :thumbsup:

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try coconut oil too, stuffs amazing, best cooking oil / supplement ever.

(get extra virgin organic tho)

last two times I bought a whole coconut it was completely rancid inside but I didn't know till taking a nice chug of that dirty rotten milk. now I'm completely turned off from it haha
 
Cocunut oil is good stuff but it is high in saturated fat so use sparingly.

On this whole coconut water thing, is there really some energy boost from it? I have one once in a while, a fresh one right from the coconut since they are available locally. Never noticed any effect. You guys sure you aren't just victims of effective marketing?
 
geomark said:
Cocunut oil is good stuff but it is high in saturated fat so use sparingly.

On this whole coconut water thing, is there really some energy boost from it? I have one once in a while, a fresh one right from the coconut since they are available locally. Never noticed any effect. You guys sure you aren't just victims of effective marketing?
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Saturated fat is good for you
 
geomark said:
On this whole coconut water thing, is there really some energy boost from it? I have one once in a while, a fresh one right from the coconut since they are available locally. Never noticed any effect. You guys sure you aren't just victims of effective marketing?
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It is supposed to contain a lot of electrolytes and be good for rehydration, which might help gain your energy back after activity.

I have never really felt an energy boost just from drinking it.
 
Ar Scion said:
I don't think coconut juice is a drink for white people, to be honest.
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Im a pineapple kind of guy myself just got one peeled and chopped down then street 20 min ago for $0.66 with some nice salt, sugar and chilli... Snack time

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onkelmicha said:
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Im a pineapple kind of guy myself just got one peeled and chopped down then street 20 min ago for $0.66 with some nice salt, sugar and chilli... Snack time

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After all these years here I still don't care for the chili/sugar/salt mix with fruit that the Thais like so much. You really like that?

Pineapples here are pretty awesome.
 
everytime i see people buying these coconut juice boxes, really cracks me. There are over 5000+ coconut trees right next to my condo and literally every fucking day, over 200+ coconuts just lying around and no one bothers with them. I occassionally pick them up and drink some fresh juice for free :D

Dont u guys get some fresh coconuts in US? I should prolly start a business soon
 
vinnythejinny said:
Dont u guys get some fresh coconuts in US? I should prolly start a business soon
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Um, you do know that Coconuts are tropical, right? :pimp:

I saw some DECENT looking ones (no young ones but they were at least cut to the nice cone shape) at my local Whole Foods store. -The vast majority of american grocery store chains (and 100% of smaller stores) only sell those brown, huskless, dried-up coconuts with no water inside. -For the first 20 years of my life that's what I thought a coconut was in fact!
</america fail>
 
geomark said:
After all these years here I still don't care for the chili/sugar/salt mix with fruit that the Thais like so much. You really like that?

Pineapples here are pretty awesome.
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That shit is wicked redonkulous good, and a pinch of salt on the watermelon. But Im also hooked on chilli so thats probably it.

One thing i hate is the shrimp paste to go with the guava....
 
lukep said:
Um, you do know that Coconuts are tropical, right? :pimp:

I saw some DECENT looking ones (no young ones but they were at least cut to the nice cone shape) at my local Whole Foods store. -The vast majority of american grocery store chains (and 100% of smaller stores) only sell those brown, huskless, dried-up coconuts with no water inside. -For the first 20 years of my life that's what I thought a coconut was in fact!
</america fail>
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hahah those are dried coconuts. you can get 3 types of coconuts.

young ones have lot of coconut water but less pulp
the ripped ones have less water and more pulp
coconut pulp is dried to make dried coconuts

The best one for pure coconut water is obviously the young ones. While roaming around in the park, I found 2 young ones. will last for tommorow :-)
 
UPDATE:
Why the FUCK did I buy these? They taste like SHIT. Now I gotta fidn a GNC store to return these pieces of shit. Nothing like the original or what im use to
 
coconut waterrrrr. go to brazil and ask someone on the beach with a huge machete for some coconut water...put in some cachaca, and enjoy looking at the beautiful women.....and the ever increasing strip of oil on the beach.

Buying coconut water? That shit is so free it's thrown away, people buy it? Man, those poor ass guys on the beach with their little stands could be making a killing selling packets containing 1/20th of the water...too bad they don't market.
 
Dresden14 said:
UPDATE:
Why the FUCK did I buy these? They taste like SHIT. Now I gotta fidn a GNC store to return these pieces of shit. Nothing like the original or what im use to
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You hadn't tasted it before and suddenly you decided to buy 3 boxes of these?

Really, why the FUCK did you buy these?
 
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