If by "work" you mean "obviously fake as hell".Something like this would probably work:
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Here's how they'd look at a soccer game:
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Does anybody have any suggestions for a breast augmentation?
There are less drastic procedures. For example, you could take clumps of toilet paper and rub your chest liberally twice a day until you achieve the desired results. I know what you're thinking - larger breasts with toilet paper? Yes, it may sound "weird" but just take a look in the mirror and see what it's done for your ass.