Well a couple months ago I would say serves him right for inventing something that gay.
But about a month back one of my buddies who works at a Segway rental place in downtown Chicago let me and a few friends take them out after hours. He took off the governors and we brought coolers and did some bar-hopping segway style. I felt gay as shit... but the night was a blast. Without governors those things seriously scoot, and it was very easy to drink the beers while cruising along.
The best part was when we passed this half passed out homeless dude with a fifth of whiskey in his hand. Us going by him wakes him up, he takes a look at us, then yells/slurrs: "Neeerdddsss!"
Gotta love it, you know you've reached the top when homeless dudes make fun of you.