Broke Both My Arms Today

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How long until you can jerk off again? ...or is your "awesome" sister handling that for you too?
 
Damn that sucks dude. I just went through wrist surgery in january for a fracture and had a cast for 2 months that just came off a week ago so I know how much it sucks not being able to use one hand properly, not to mention two.

I'd post a pic but there's enough grossness here already.

That stuff you got at the hospital was likely morphine, good shit.

Showering should be fun....
 
Jon said:
How long until you can jerk off again? ...or is your "awesome" sister handling that for you too?
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I don't need to jerk off myself.... and NO... its not my sister who does that. :repuke:



-jerk :D
 
Did you land face down on both arms? I'm just wondering why you don't have a fractured skull in addition to the arms.
 
alexb said:
Did you land face down on both arms? I'm just wondering why you don't have a fractured skull in addition to the arms.
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I did the most pathetic ninja roll ever. didnt hit my head at all

@jon:
I've been to Alabama (for 1 month). Grossest place ever. Lots of asians (yea i know) who work at Nasa. They have hick accents. haha
 
alexb said:
Did you land face down on both arms? I'm just wondering why you don't have a fractured skull in addition to the arms.
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Good point.

This sounds like the smoking gun as to how he really got injured...

Too much lube at the local gay rub and tug!
 
Garrett said:
... i had to walk back home and i managed to carry my skateboard with my broken arms. haha. ouch!!!
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you toke your board with you back home?? crazy bastard xD
i would be like "GIMME FUCKING MORPHIUM" !
 
Garrett - until you're able to type faster (and without pain), you may like this for forum posts, blogging, or anything else text heavy, but light on proper spelling and grammar:

Nuance - Dragon NaturallySpeaking 9

You can, errr, maybe get a copy through bit torrent..

So, who was the first to wipe your ass, and how was it?
 
brianpaxton said:
Garrett - until you're able to type faster (and without pain), you may like this for forum posts, blogging, or anything else text heavy, but light on proper spelling and grammar:

Nuance - Dragon NaturallySpeaking 9

You can, errr, maybe get a copy through bit torrent..

So, who was the first to wipe your ass, and how was it?
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Im running Os X 10.4 so im not sure it will work. I dont have an Intel chip either.

as for ass wipin... i haven't had to shit yet ...and... i think im going to have to get creative with it... cuz no one is wipin my ass for me. hahaha...

:fart:
 
seriously can we stop making fun of the kid. I am genuinely concerned about it now. As this is not a situation any of us would want to be in.

I think if you can type you should be able to gently caress your backside until clean.

Or if you have a power shower just jump in and let nature carry all the bad stuff away. Watch your toes.
 
Actually, if something like this happens to me...

I hope you guys will make fun of it. Fucked up shit like that, you need a laugh more than anything.

::emp::
 
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