Calling themselves "SUPER"

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What I don't get is the need for these douches to flaunt their "super" success. Seriously, If I'm ever a "super" affiliate, I guarantee you only me and my accountant will know about it.

I'm fairly new to AM, but I imagine that the true top 1% "super" affiliates don't blog, don't call themselves "super", and surely don't sell crap to newbs.
 
What I don't get is the need for these douches to flaunt their "super" success. Seriously, If I'm ever a "super" affiliate, I guarantee you only me and my accountant will know about it.

I'm fairly new to AM, but I imagine that the true top 1% "super" affiliates don't blog, don't call themselves "super", and surely don't sell crap to newbs.

Ding ding ding.. We have a winner. You hit the nail on the head.
 
Here just a couple thesaurus generated alternatives:
excellent-affiliate
fantastic-affiliate
marvelous-affiliate
outstanding-affiliate
sensational-affiliate
superintendent-affiliate
terrific-affiliate
tremendous-affiliate
wonderful-affiliate

I think fantastic affiliate is kinda catchy
 
Here just a couple thesaurus generated alternatives:
excellent-affiliate
fantastic-affiliate
marvelous-affiliate
outstanding-affiliate
sensational-affiliate
superintendent-affiliate
terrific-affiliate
tremendous-affiliate
wonderful-affiliate

I think fantastic affiliate is kinda catchy

calling yourself an x-affiliate is pretty gay



actually no x-affiliate sounds XTREME AS FUCK.
 
Affiliates who only puts one word in front of affiliate are n00bs.

-Rockhard / Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Affiliate
 
I think someone's been interacting with a particular affiliate network too much lately..

Side note: the adjective "super" drives me up the fucking wall.
 
Well, for those who want to get abreast of the trend, I note the following urls are still available:

superninjaaffiliate.com
affiliateftw.com
supereliteaffiliate.com
bestmuthafuckinaffiliateever.com
gayforamit.com
superdeeduperaffiliate.com
iamgodaffiliate.com

Have at it.
 
I'm fairly new to AM, but I imagine that the true top 1% "super" affiliates don't blog, don't call themselves "super", and surely don't sell crap to newbs.

True, but without calling yourself super you won't sell shit to newbies. So it's kind of Catch 22.
 
I'm fucking super.
super-retard.JPG
 
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