CAN YOU PAY MY PAYPAL FEE'S?

Can you pay for my internet connection as well? Otherwise I won't be able to communicate with you.

While you're at it, could you perhaps send me a few extra dollars for a new laptop so that I can improve my productivity and deliver your work faster - trust me it'll be worth it.

Oh and almost forgot, the trailer I'm living in has some leaks.. if only someone could rent me a house or an apartment, the quality of my work would skyrocket.. whaddya say?
 


What to do with client who give me high $xxx project and asked me to discount $5 (no joke!)... explanation - cause it's a lunch price for him! WTF ?:))))