Canada vs USA Hockey Time



Okay... so I tried to watch it, but this shit is almost as boring as soccer.

I'm Canadian and I never watch hockey. I don't wanna see grown men in skates chasing a pluck on ice. I have better things to do, like masturbate and online poker.
 
If you're not first you're last. Anything but gold is unacceptable.

All the other medals are for the losers.

Nah, the US only care about medal counts because that is the only way they'll be #1. All they do is fill the competition up with a lot of second/third rated contestants :321: and then go brag about how many medals they have.
 
Gloat while you can, bitches. As soon as we burn thru the rest of our natural resources, we're annexing all of North America. We already beat the UK's ass when we weren't close to being a world power, we can certainly do it now.

/retard
 
Winter Olympics? Canada should be dominating us Americans on every medal level. Most of the United States don't do winter.

The only reason we don't call it the "special" Olympics is because that name is already taken.
 
this is the first hockey game i've ever watched... glad it's a good one so far. i'd love for the US to win, not because I'm from the US, but just because hockey is the only thing Canada has, haha.