CEOSAM The CEOSCAM

I'm human at the end of the day, and you can't just say mean spirited hurtful things and think it's ok, because at the end of the day were all human

It's 7.40 pm where I am now, so being a human I feel your words Sam. However, aren't you in a timezone where it's not the end of the day now? Surely you haven't been human today yet? Just trying to understand.
 


Greasy Yardbird & Wallermillions

Hey Sambo- long time no viddy, droog!

I hope you don't mind, but I touched up your picture to better reflect reality. Gary gave me a lesson, so now I have all these mad photoshop skillz that I need to exercise.

Welcome back, and be sure to eat healthy! Oh, and save some Eggo's, Lunchmeat, & Strawberry drank for the rest of us, okay?

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Posting a PayPal withdrawal screenshot as twitter header image is so classy in 2014, where can I buy your ebook?

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This is the craziest shit ever, it's like this guy has some kind of built-in filter that completely prevents him from saying anything that's true.

I think my fav part so far was the PayPal screenshot when the search field in the browser said "how to edit any webpage" hahahah
 
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am eagerly waiting for Sam's latest BST thread.

Hey Sam, BRO,

This time around, try to differentiate your service in some way, so that you have a competitive edge. I heard that dedicated links are hot nowadays, Also, if I may suggest, have you considered offering 24*7 support?
 
Fuck, we got trolled by I2E. No way all this is real. I should have known from the "eating like a king" stuff at the very least but I wanted to believe, damn it. Well played.

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This time around, try to differentiate your service in some way, so that you have a competitive edge. I heard that dedicated links are hot nowadays, Also, if I may suggest, have you considered offering 24*7 support?
Fucking LOL
 
STFU! He used the law of attraction to get that garbage!

I wonder how many ATM receipts he had to go through to find this one:

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CEO Sambo walked into a classroom and the Teacher said: "Hey You...take those sunglasses off".

Sambo said: "Thats not sunglasses.....thats my nose!"
 
CEO Sambo walked into a classroom and the Teacher said: "Hey You, CEO Shitbag- get your Nigger ass out of here, you scumbag, scheming, scamming, eggo waffle & lunchmeat eating ghetto coon motherfucker, you!".

Sambo said: "Man, you nailed THAT one, teach- I'm SO all that!"

Sorry, man- I HAD to fix that one for ya.