CEOSAM The CEOSCAM

yea I saw this a mile away..I was afraid to speak the truth about this for fear of being banned for criticizing CEO sam due to all the initial excitement.

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"Niggers" call each other "nigger" all day long and no one bats an eye at it. Then they get all uppity when someone they think is white says "nigger". How do you know Galacon isn't black? Maybe he was just saying "hi".

Whoa whoa whoa. We call each other the politically correct "nigga". It's cleaner and racism free. But when you say nigger it is full of hate, even amongst us blacks
 
yea I saw this a mile away..I was afraid to speak the truth about this for fear of being banned for criticizing CEO sam due to all the initial excitement.

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I supected he was full of crap by the obvious advice (using adwords to bypass SERPS) and it didn't make economic sense to give away his money-making secrets on an open forum, assuming he had any.
 
I'll be honest, I was genuinely starting to worry about how long it would go on for as there was a real possibility of other idiots being scammed. He probably doesn't even realise it took absolutely no co-ordination for everyone to play their part.
 
Wait a second. I thought that ceosam thing was just a Fiverr gig that someone here kept on purchasing. That shit was serious?
 
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Go to CEOSam's Facebook profile. I haven't laughed this hard since mGrunin scammed Facebook and got caught.
 
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NUGGERS

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...rhymes with "MUGGERS"

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I've encountered a lot of habitual liars on the internet. Kind of feel bad for them, since it's obvious they have issues and rarely succeed at anything other than scamming and lying to others.

Sounds like internet marketing isn't for you Sam. I'm guessing you don't have any marketable skills either. Might I suggest you take up something slightly more productive than scamming and lying to people online, such as internet poker? Making gaming videos on Youtube? Broadcasting on Twitch? Something where the time you put in earns you money legitimately.

I have to think that doing something that earns a little money everyday is 1,000,000x more appealing then sitting in your room all day lying to people.

Or you could just get a job at McDonald's. It's your world man.
 
CEOSam is currently looking for funding for his new venture:

https://www.equitynet.com/c/number-1-products-and-services

I wish you guys could've seen the video before it was pulled, had all the classics, loud background noise, shot in a "Dunkin Donuts", took 5 mins to say a whole lot of nothing...

Lockstraw

A device that holds the straw down for the consumer and is an add on convenience product that we expect will sell especially well with middle class demographic.

But once again he was caught off-guard and forgot to register the .com :crap: - and 'someone' registered it... #BigBrandChat4Lyfe
 
A device that holds the straw down for the consumer and is an add on convenience product that we expect will sell especially well with middle class demographic.

Just the middle-class? Not, say disabled people who might possibly (but probably not) benefit from this idea and appeal to a vastly bigger international target audience? No - middle class Americans who probably don't give a shit about 'holding a fucking straw' the numpty.

Well done Sam - you have genuine entrepreneurial spirit lad. Keep guessing.

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