Chicago...

I dunno guys.. whenever I hear news like this, all I can think about are lots of different and unique ways to profit from it. No point in getting upset when there is monies to be made. Amirite??

Commissioning an article entitled "How Not to Get Murdered in Chicago" as we speak.
 


Commissioning an article entitled "How Not to Get Murdered in Chicago" as we speak.

Charge for access to it, and upsell to product links inside.

Advise on investing into ADT and other home security corps.

I'll bet you can make bank by hiring some nerdy looking "expert" guys to run around the white people areas, charging them a fee to "case their house and car" to make sure its safe from "death by drug dealing gangs and cartels with guns"! Also can be applied to local shop owners. Can prob pitch them insurance offers.

The ideas are just limitless.. I'm jelly of you Chicago folk.
 
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Chicago population density: 11,953 people per square mile

Houston population density: 3,729 people per square mile

but of course that is irrelevant when you have already decided that gun law discrepancies make the difference.

Compare homicide rates to population density and tell me if you see a correlation.
 
Chicago population density: 11,953 people per square mile

Houston population density: 3,729 people per square mile

but of course that is irrelevant when you have already decided that gun law discrepancies make the difference.

Compare homicide rates to population density and tell me if you see a correlation.
Detroit Population Density: 5,142 people per square mile.
 
Grew up in Detroit, lived in Chicago for 12 years. People stay out of Detroit for the most part, minus Greek Town, Joe Louis and GM building. So if you don't want to get robbed, raped, murdered, stay out of Detroit.

Chicago, on the other hand, is no longer safe anywhere. We moved out of Chicago because the gang wars started moving out of the gang neighborhoods and into what has always been "safe" neighborhoods. When people started getting shot on Michigan Ave from drive-by shootings, it was time to get the fuck out.

What scared the shit out of me were the packs of kids on their bikes who would randomly pop or literally beat the life out of people for their gang initiations. I'd just about shit myself when I saw groups of kids when my wife was pregnant. Again, this is going on in the nicer neighborhoods (always has, but much worse now)... good kids getting killed while walking home from school, grandmas getting brutally beaten, women constantly getting raped. It's gotten scary bad.

Not to mention Chicago is next to file bankruptcy. They're fucked financially.

That is what you get when you encourage kids bearing with financial incentives. Welfare was and is the most destructive social device ever created by stupid politicians. Most of those kids have no adult supervision, while the system rewards the woman with higher monthly payments.

I think it was designed that way to quickly implement the ideas of the ruling elite. The ruling class knows what it takes to raise a good kid. They know what it takes to have a good school.

That's why more money is spent on incarceration than on education. Some might be tempted to say, it's a black thing, but you're wrong because whites are just as screwed by the flawed system, only you're too blind to see it.
 
I'll bet you can make bank by hiring some nerdy looking "expert" guys to run around the white people areas,

Ryan Eagle is already in the area, no?




If you have money why in the world would you live in such a shit hole city.

When it comes to murder, Chicago is two cities

In the early '90s, the most dangerous third of the city had about six times as many murders as the safest third, (51 per 100,000, compared with 9.4 per 100,000.) By the late 2000s, the most dangerous part of the city had nearly 15 times more homicides, 39 per 100,000 compared with 2.7.


Chicago Has Both Poorest, Richest Suburb In USA (1989)
 
Chicago is a GREAT city. In the white areas, its one of the safest places in the country, period. Gold Coast, Rogers Park, etc. Stay out of the drug and gang infested south and west sides and there is no homicides, gun crimes, and petty crime is extremely low. If you want drugs though, you can go to the west side and get whatever you want like a Mcdonald's drive through... If you're white the boys will flag you down, ask you what you want, and you're on your way back out of the ghetto. No chance of getting robbed because the gangs protect their white drug using customers.. So hell, if you're white even the GHETTOS are safe for you.

Also, 80% of the homicides are young black males killing other young black males (legit statistic), now you factor in the remaining percentage being mostly mexican/latinos killing other mexican/lations or blacks and that pretty much sums up the murder rate of Chicago.

Seriously though, its an extremely safe city as long as you're not some gang banging drug dealer.. If you are, then odds are you're gonna die.. but thats no suprise. And frankly, I don't want to waste my tax dollars/community resources trying to solve that 'problem' because in reality, the less gangbanging leeches on society, the better.

Unless a child is like under the age of 13, they are usually not 'innocent' and were killed because they were in a gang or selling drugs on a block they shouldn't have been.. Its very rare that an innocent by stander gets killed (it DOES happen, but that is usually only the case if its a REALLY young child, under 13.. or an elderly person.. and sometimes women/young girls are accidentally hit) howeverthe majority of the people shot and killed are gang members who are 12-21 who are out at 12:30am on a school night. Its ridiculous that the news tries to paint them out as victims, when in reality they are the ones doing the shooting! It just so happens this time they got what was coming to them!

And another ridiculous part of all this is the fact that these 6 and 7 year old kids get shot in stray drivebys, but they are out on the street at 1130-1am on a school night. Where the FUCK are the parents? I mean seriously, you deserve NO sympathy if you let your middle school aged child run the streets wild.. ESPECIALLY on a school night. They're a disgrace as parents and the media should stop painting them as heartbroken mothers and show them for what they truly are, deadbeats.

If this sounds harsh, watch the local chicago news everyday for about 10 years and tell me you aren't sick of the same bullshit story every night.. "He was such a good kid".. Yeah, that convicted felon gang member was such a great kid... Enough is enough.
 
Born and raised in Pilsen & Little Village. Chicago is a safe city just don't fuck with the DRUGS and GANGS and you will be OK
 
Chicago is a GREAT city. In the white areas, its one of the safest places in the country, period. Gold Coast, Rogers Park, etc. Stay out of the drug and gang infested south and west sides and there is no homicides, gun crimes, and petty crime is extremely low. If you want drugs though, you can go to the west side and get whatever you want like a Mcdonald's drive through... If you're white the boys will flag you down, ask you what you want, and you're on your way back out of the ghetto. No chance of getting robbed because the gangs protect their white drug using customers.. So hell, if you're white even the GHETTOS are safe for you.

Also, 80% of the homicides are young black males killing other young black males (legit statistic), now you factor in the remaining percentage being mostly mexican/latinos killing other mexican/lations or blacks and that pretty much sums up the murder rate of Chicago.

Seriously though, its an extremely safe city as long as you're not some gang banging drug dealer.. If you are, then odds are you're gonna die.. but thats no suprise. And frankly, I don't want to waste my tax dollars/community resources trying to solve that 'problem' because in reality, the less gangbanging leeches on society, the better.

Unless a child is like under the age of 13, they are usually not 'innocent' and were killed because they were in a gang or selling drugs on a block they shouldn't have been.. Its very rare that an innocent by stander gets killed (it DOES happen, but that is usually only the case if its a REALLY young child, under 13.. or an elderly person.. and sometimes women/young girls are accidentally hit) howeverthe majority of the people shot and killed are gang members who are 12-21 who are out at 12:30am on a school night. Its ridiculous that the news tries to paint them out as victims, when in reality they are the ones doing the shooting! It just so happens this time they got what was coming to them!

And another ridiculous part of all this is the fact that these 6 and 7 year old kids get shot in stray drivebys, but they are out on the street at 1130-1am on a school night. Where the FUCK are the parents? I mean seriously, you deserve NO sympathy if you let your middle school aged child run the streets wild.. ESPECIALLY on a school night. They're a disgrace as parents and the media should stop painting them as heartbroken mothers and show them for what they truly are, deadbeats.

If this sounds harsh, watch the local chicago news everyday for about 10 years and tell me you aren't sick of the same bullshit story every night.. "He was such a good kid".. Yeah, that convicted felon gang member was such a great kid... Enough is enough.

Anyone want to confirm or deny this? Sounds pretty reasonable but also a bit too good to be true.
 
Anyone want to confirm or deny this? Sounds pretty reasonable but also a bit too good to be true.

I would say this is a fairly accurate statement. I spend alot of time in Chicago and the Chicagoland area (always strapped), and never seen anything but happy busy people. Drove threw chicago 2 days ago and the HWY signs said 706 vehicle related deaths this year. So you are pretty much just as likely to die in their shitty traffic. Every time I go to chicago I return with a pocket full of cash. Chicago people have money and love to spend it. It's one of the top 5 markets in the country.
 
I would say this is a fairly accurate statement. I spend alot of time in Chicago and the Chicagoland area (always strapped), and never seen anything but happy busy people. Drove threw chicago 2 days ago and the HWY signs said 706 vehicle related deaths this year. So you are pretty much just as likely to die in their shitty traffic. Every time I go to chicago I return with a pocket full of cash. Chicago people have money and love to spend it. It's one of the top 5 markets in the country.
Pocket full of cash, huh? What exactly is ityou do when you visit Chicago? And what sort of business deals in straight cash?

Sounds shady man, but hey, this is Chicago.. Its the Chicago way.
 
Pocket full of cash, huh? What exactly is ityou do when you visit Chicago? And what sort of business deals in straight cash?

Sounds shady man, but hey, this is Chicago.. Its the Chicago way.

Completely above board. Nothing shady at all. Nothing even borderline illegal. Infact it's the greatest "gig" in the whole world. I dont need a bunch of gay webmasters copying me, so if you do a little research into my post history (not the beer thread;)) and the truth will find you.
 
Completely above board. Nothing shady at all. Nothing even borderline illegal. Infact it's the greatest "gig" in the whole world. I dont need a bunch of gay webmasters copying me, so if you do a little research into my post history (not the beer thread;)) and the truth will find you.

Got my internet detective on.