Chuck Norris allows another birthday

[m0rtal]

When Chuck Norris dives into the ocean he doesn't get wet.

 

[Mosleydeaf]

Here are some good ones.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris won America's Best Dance Crew... by himself.
Chuck Norris can eat just one lay's potato chip.
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms, there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[mingrza]

Chuck Norris ordered Acai Berriez, They waived the re-bill.

 

[jill_domains]

Chuck Norris has an IQ of 102. But you can never beat him.

 

[mpmarketing2006]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

 

[axxomarketing]

Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel .....

DC Special Interests Examiner: Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government

 

[guerilla]

No lie, Chuck Norris on Alex Jones today, said he would choke out any Congressmen that Ron Paul thinks are dishonest.

Also said, if the Republic of Texas leaves the Union, he'll run for President of Texas.

Hilarious.

 

[trigatch4]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.[/FONT]

 

[thunderlips]

Chuck Norris stole his joke from SNL

 

[indianman]

Chuck Norris never gets Net 15, weekly or daily. He gets hourly payments.



Paul Bourque (Uber Affiliate) posted something at PaulBourque.com (WARNING: NSFW, don't visit!) about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris 301ed it to a shock site. Forever.



Chuck Norris doesn't pay for domain registrations. Registars pay yearly fees to Chuck Norris for his domains.



There are no super affiliates. Just affiliates who are blessed by Chuck Norris.



A4D now offers a choice for fraudulent publishers - get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and avoid being banned. The only guy who opted for this, is now known as <fname>.



Google's biggest nightmare is to avoid getting Chuck slapped, every quarter.



All sites belonging to Chuck Norris have a PR of 11.



Chuck Norris has a weight loss landing page with just these words: "All your money are belong to Chuck Norris". It is the top performing Acai LP ever.



Chuck Norris sells Google Biz Opps to Google employees. And he is the top performing affiliate for those offers.



Chuck Norris has the heart of a super affiliate ........
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............in a jar....on his desk.

 

[trigatch4]

^ actually pretty funny. nice. haha

 

[LogicFlux]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the number of years he's been alive. He celebrates the number of days that he's graciously decided not to destroy the entire fucking universe. He wishes you a happy 25,189.

 

[audax]

A4D now offers a choice for fraudulent publishers - get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and avoid being banned. The only guy who opted for this, is now known as <fname>.

I lol'd.

 

[Uzzz]

I lol'd.

hahaha nice one

 

[Dr_Ngo]

Chuck Norris once got dickrolled and found a way to make monies online.