Civil forfeiture AKA legal road pirating.



I had a buddy I knew through online poker around 2009-2010 or so who had a watch, a ring and $5-6k in cash taken at the airport from some fuckers who allegedly thought he was a drug dealer. They gave him a receipt that listed the ring, the watch and what basically amounted to "some cash" that he could use to get it back or whatever. Took him more than a year to get it back, and the cash that he got back was like $800. Gee wonder where the rest went?
 
I had a buddy I knew through online poker around 2009-2010 or so who had a watch, a ring and $5-6k in cash taken at the airport from some fuckers who allegedly thought he was a drug dealer. They gave him a receipt that listed the ring, the watch and what basically amounted to "some cash" that he could use to get it back or whatever. Took him more than a year to get it back, and the cash that he got back was like $800. Gee wonder where the rest went?

I travel with a lot of money because im paranoid. I've been asked many times but its never been seized.

I have had a drug detective(he started following me because someone broke into my house and stole $4,000 in 1 dollar bills... Of course they start questioning me and don't give a fuck about the break in.. lol) following me around when I was like 21. I would call his cellphone and yell at him when I saw him.
 
It's like Bitcoin, but untraceable.

I get the joke, but...

Each piece of "cash" has a unique serial number, and it's more traceable than ever. "Cash" has turned up from the infamous D.B. Cooper hijacking even.

If you want untraceable, deal with metals or something else.
 
What's cash? I don't understand...

It looks like this:

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