If you can't think of ways to use those stock photos, there's not an ounce of creativity in your body. If the title of this thread was more along the lines of, "Stock Photos That Are Completely Unusable In Profitable Internet Campaigns," then you maybe would have a case... maybe.
I was fixin' to take that picture of the young boy grieving with that old woman and plaster, "GILFs —A Softcore Porn Exposé," for what it's worth.