Cookie Clicker

God why did you show me this. For some reason, I will play games like this for the next few weeks. Ugh. Reminds me of that mcdonalds game.
 


Treadmill game. Even though you're earning more cookies, the upgrades increase proportionally. If you like this, you'd love heroin.
 
Got a phone call from my parents yesterday, and told my dad I got up to 125 million cookies/second. He was god damn impressed, I tell ya.