
*clears throat*
“First off, let’s skip the bullshit and get straight to it.”
Lol Wat?
Let me tell you what that really means in Peasant-Speak…
CODENAME: OPERATION CHEAP-ASS COMMENCING…
MISSION: I CAN'T AFFORD NO PHOTOSHOP
There ain’t no bullshit to cut. Either a man is going to take the time, money, and energy to do things right, or he’s going to dick you around throughout the entire process.MISSION: I CAN'T AFFORD NO PHOTOSHOP
NOT ME. NOT ON MY WATCH.
I want that to be the first thing you realize. I do shit right. Look at that bomb ass sales image. THAT is a reflection of the CSS Freeze website, the content I produce for you, the power of the links I’m placing for you, my work ethic, my quality standard, and my stance on ZERO SLACK-ASS NONSENSE ALLOWED.
But I digress, because most of you guys and gals already know this.
“thehobbster” is synonymous with:
- Trust and Ethics
- Authority and Juice
- Quality Assurance
- Customer Service
- ZERO GAMES
Some of the new folks may not know though. It’s been a little while since I’ve launched something for my peeps. They need more than my word, which is why I’ve reached out to Droplister (Site Flipping King) and Broland (Local SEO Monster), two highly respected members of our community to let you know the deal.
Here’s what they said:
Droplister
“I don’t care what it is. If thehobbster is slinging it, I’m buying it. He’s got the juice and provides the rankings every time, for me, my clients, and YOU…”
Broland
“Sometimes you get a link you’re proud of, a link you can show off to EVERYBODY, a link that will survive ALL algorithm updates… This is one of those links.”
I don’t wanna take away from the black hat bosses in the BST that are killing it with the rankings. They are awesome and serve a specific purpose. I serve a different purpose. I’m not the churn and burn guy. I’m the guy you talk to when you have 30 clients who all need some solid links this month. I’m the guy you talk to when you have 5 authority sites of your own that need some killer results that don’t come with a penalty risk. I’ve got clean links on powerful domains in clean neighborhoods.
This new CSS Freeze offer is no different.
Niche North, CSS Breeze, Logo Stone, CSS Shine, Liquid Rainbow… I’ve been slaying it for myself and many others for a long time here at Wickedfire. Nothing’s changing. I’m back at it again, and this is your chance to get involved.
Let’s look at some stats real quick:
- DA ~35
- PA ~45
- Age 7+
- PR 3
You know what that represents? A normal ass powerful link out in the wild on a real site. It’s not propped up by spam. I don’t allow shady niches. It’s loaded with 100+ articles as it is, linking out to clean neighborhoods of all types. Your site will feel right at home, and the big bad wolf won’t even sneeze in this direction, let alone sniff a thing.
The agency guys know. The respected SEO guys know. And you know. (You new folks are about to find out!)
Package Description:
Here’s the deal. Normal packages get a “site profile” (sorry if that’s vague, but dem copycats…) that features several types of homepage links and anchored inner page links. We are talking AROUND five links per profile. All posts roll on the homepage. You can sticky that bitch if you’d like. Or better yet, enjoy a fat sitewide that is completely natural with a branded link. But beware, the nicer stuff is super limited and will go quick, so pull the trigger if you have the slightest inkling that’s what your site wants to eat for dinner, otherwise you’ll mourn the loss and wallow in regret, because this type of shit doesn't come around often (basically whenever you see a thehobbster thread).
Ask around, mayne. It’s ya boi.
ACT NOW!
<<< CLICK HERE! >>>
P.S. Bosses move forward, Peasants hesitate.
After you’re done there, feel free to take a looksee at my next post below and check out the Omniboss collection, which is a taste of the offers I currently have available. If the order form is live, you can order! Otherwise, oh well. That’s why you have to get while the gettin’s good!
DON'T WAIT!
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P.P.S. Bosses live in abundance. Peasants live in fear.
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