Dad discovers porn in son's browser history - takes a different (brilliant) approach

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Link to original Reddit -
I found porn on my son's internet broswer. Did I go about his correctly? : AskReddit

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Talking to Kids About Online Porn: How One Dad Handled it

tl:dr

- Son asks dad to get rid of some virus on his computer.
- Dad discovers links to porn sites in his browser history while investigating the virus.
- Doesn't flip out, rather posts a small word file talking to his son, supporting the little one and provides him with links to "safe" porn sites to continue what he was doing.
- Posts it on reddit and interacts with the community all through his updates.

Output

The Son read the original letter and himself came and talked to his dad.

Discuss
 


pornmd.com pornhub.com xhamsWAIT A MINTUE. Fucker forgot to add the best porn site to his list.


I also talked to him about porn not being like real life and that women aren't objects like they are portrayed in porn.
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Proof that he has no idea what he's talking about.
 
hosts file - redirect all urls to this picture

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I also talked to him about porn not being like real life and that women aren't objects like they are portrayed in porn.
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Isn't this a given? Unless his kid has been sheltered his entire life, or is a retard, that shit doesn't need to be explained.
 
dreamache said:
Isn't this a given? Unless his kid has been sheltered his entire life, or is a retard, that shit doesn't need to be explained.
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You won't believe the kind ignorance rampant among the teenagers. Thanks to Porn - they suffer from all kinds of paranoia and go through ridiculous thought processes every time they watch a new porn flick.
 
BlogHue said:
You won't believe the kind ignorance rampant among the teenagers. Thanks to Porn - they suffer from all kinds of paranoia and go through ridiculous thought processes every time they watch a new porn flick.
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Like what? "I sure hope she invites her two friends over there to partake in eating her ass!", that's not too ridiculous, considering they're watching a new porn flick. It's a logical assumption of what very well might happen.

Now it might be ridiculous if that same teen has those sort of expectations in real life scenarios, and uh, I don't think that's the case unless we're talking about retards.
 
reminds me me of the joke:
Dad: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: professional pool cleaner
Dad: pool cleaner? WHY??
Son: or a gardner, plumber, pizza delivery guy, santa claus...
Dad: *fuck, he found my porn*
 
dreamache said:
Like what? "I sure hope she invites her two friends over there to partake in eating her ass!", that's not too ridiculous, considering they're watching a new porn flick. It's a logical assumption of what very well might happen.

Now it might be ridiculous if that same teen has those sort of expectations in real life scenarios, and uh, I don't think that's the case unless we're talking about retards.
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I have some virgin friends...28 years old and porn addicts.

Their "standards" are absurdly high because they've watched thousands of porn stars getting banged the past decade. They don't go out much so most of the women they see are hot pornstars on their computer screen.

Unfortunately what this means is they're only capable of getting maybe 5's, but they only want 8,9's, and 10's like they see in the movies. It's kind of a catch -22.
 
Someone should post the nofap subreddit and the Great Porn Experiment TED talk so that the father can show his kid that he's already starting to manipulate his brain into future erectile dysfunction and addiction problems.

It's cool though, let the kid throw beats in the dark.
 
abyssoftears said:
My opinion is that we should try to ban those websites from our children. I don't know how though.
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Please go die in a fire, and don't stop to procreate on the way there. :thumbsup:


My approach: Buy the kid a Real Doll. Explain that his reproductive system is on overdrive now, and porn only stokes those fires, but if he thinks of actual women that way he's in for a horrible life... So take it out on the real doll and keep that part of his life separate from his dating life.
 
lukep said:
My approach: Buy the kid a Real Doll. Explain that his reproductive system is on overdrive now, and porn only stokes those fires, but if he thinks of actual women that way he's in for a horrible life... So take it out on the real doll and keep that part of his life separate from his dating life.
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That'll be fun explaining to mom.
 
lukep said:
Please go die in a fire, and don't stop to procreate on the way there. :thumbsup:


My approach: Buy the kid a Real Doll. Explain that his reproductive system is on overdrive now, and porn only stokes those fires, but if he thinks of actual women that way he's in for a horrible life... So take it out on the real doll and keep that part of his life separate from his dating life.
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In the valleys of Wales, it's a long-held tradition that fathers buy their sons a personal sheep for their 14th birthday, for this very reason. I hear the Colombians do something similar:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw]Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition - YouTube[/ame]
 
Doing research I've been finding out the kids start surfing pr0n as young as 8. Fascination usually starts around 10-13. Problem is - these kids do NOT know the difference between 'reality' and 'pr0n'.

Not only is this a problem with boys but with girls as well. I interviewed a mom the other day who's 11 year old daughter got over 20 phone calls one night from strange men. Coming to find out, her daughter was wanting to know if she is attractive or not and somehow found her way into an adult forum. She posted a picture of herself (OBVIOUSLY noticeable that she is only 11) including her home phone number if anyone wanted to talk. The whole situation went sideways real quick.

There have been studies done that show that if a girl has been watching porn under the age of 15 she will be at a much higher risk to have sexual encounters with more then one partner at the same time before the age of 18 and STD's are almost a given.

The line of what has been considered 'normal' behavior between two consenting adults and outright strangeness has really been pushed over the last years. Due to the mass consumption and more importantly accessibility of pr0n.

It used to be that 'hardcore' was considered bj's and a bit doggy style. Anal as recently as 1995 - was hardly heard off and considered kinky. Now that is considered as normal as a bj. Now the kink tends to be fisting, robots and strap ons. The bar is constantly being shifted...

Is it a good thing? I don't know...
 
dad is just butthurt his wife doesnt act like the girls in porn.

most girls now a days DO act like girlks in porn.
 
I don't get this perceived disconnect between porn and reality. Most couples end up getting bored with each other and end up doing all kinds of extreme shit anyway to try and spice things up. You know, porn style. And guess what? Some people actually regularly have sex like that. Wow!

So why is it so unrealistic? Just cause the chicks in porn are way hotter than the ones you're capable of getting? How does that make it unrealistic for everyone? Maybe it just makes it unrealistic for you. Super hot chicks need lovin', too. Some guys and gals have multiple partners.

Also, fuck reddit.

This is not directed at OP. Just anyone and everyone my commentary applies to.
 
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