Dankcash continues with its demise
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The name is hideous and when I see a newish network that either has cash, cpa, money or offers in the title I run a mile. Not sure why, but as a network name it always feels a bit amateur. A bit like it's ran by a load of young wanabes living the dream. A bit too much like they're selling themselves to the clickbank buying/WaFo crowd in the hope they get on board.
That's just me though and why I was initially reluctant to push stuff through MaxBounty, along with ROI Rocket and Rocket Profit. The latter 2 being consigned to the can years back. There's something unprofessional that sets off alarm bells in a network name that trys to hard you know?
That's just me though and why I was initially reluctant to push stuff through MaxBounty, along with ROI Rocket and Rocket Profit. The latter 2 being consigned to the can years back. There's something unprofessional that sets off alarm bells in a network name that trys to hard you know?
I would personally like to talk about this in a private setting, or here if you'd like.
You can give your friend my contact details and we can review his account to see what went wrong. Hopefully his traffic didn't get mistaken for a fraud scandal we handled recently. We're never going to turn someone down who wants to find out exactly what happen and disappear without excuses.
You can also PM me his contact information and I will take care of it.
I totally know what you mean. Usually words like that make the network seem that their business is all about tangible and material items not establishing relationships. I hope DankCash can change the principle on that.
Are you with them or not?
First impressions are that you are a moron who can't even decide whether hes trying to pretend to be a dedicated affiliate of the company or an actual part of the company.
A) If you're not part of the company they need to come here and distance themselves from you immediately.
B) If you are part of the company you have failed sir.
I've seen some DankCash banners rotating on WickedFire so the advertising threads will probably be tolerated.
When this thread was started I was not apart of the company, just an affiliate. I am not a part of the company.
Ya, we've had banners up for ~20 days now. If any mod/admin feels this thread took the wrong course for sure just delete it. I don't want to have a thread out here just because we paid for some advertising, that's not how things should go.
not should be *now*
Sorry for the confusion. I haven't worked for them the entire time.
They rewarded you by hiring you after you talked them up so much or what? You just happen to come in here promoting the company, then start talking about "we" and all the sudden (when you get called out about it) you work for them? Seems a bit odd to me.
Nice little thread we have here.
First and foremost, why would a (HasOffers) network like this want to completely steal the name and general identity of a network that was much earlier in the adult niche? Did someone get a little too excited upon securing a domain backorder and decide that they just had to throw up an affiliate network for nostalgic purposes or what? It's embarrassing enough that you guys are branding yourself (even using the lame tagline they used, "Make bank with Dank!") after a company that was infamous for ripping off their affiliates in the days of spamming on AOL, but even in general I cannot imagine bringing up "DankCash" at any serious conference or even in any serious business situation. I'm sure you guys will get a serious and respected reception at Affiliate Summit.
Now that we've got that out of the way, why do you lie so often? On the date that you made this thread (6/9) you definitely "worked" for DankCash. What I mean by work is, you run around on forums and in IMs begging people to sign up for Rick's (Mix, that'd be his boss and sugardaddy, for future reference) network. You know absolutely nothing about affiliate marketing and you're a pawn, at least Rich (Rick's other coffee-getter) has at least some remotely valuable talent in web design, although that's the extent of my compliments for him.
So now that we've established that the name and general image of your HasOffers network is a complete joke and that you lie and have no talents other than doing what your network manager tells you, where are we left at?
Oh, John was a big part (again, by big part I mean he kissed Rick's ass until Rick finally said, "Here, I'll let you pretend to be talented and worth my time, just get some people to sign up for my terrible networks and I'll greatly overpay you.") of Mushroom Cash, a BigClicks whitelabel that had no problem at all in shaving at an insane rate, lying about how direct their offers are, and completely fucking people out of a lot of money in adult sales. This new Profit Giants shithole is Mushroom Cash with a new name, which was their ploy in restoring a reputation. He "runs" that network, the network where you get paid reasonably less when you could instead just sign up at BigClicks to promote the exact same offers. Make sure you throw that in your resumé.
I'd be completely embarrassed to have to call this talentless, lying retard my "affiliate manager" when he's not much more than a backpack for a slightly smarter but much wealthier affiliate tugger in Rick.
In closing, let me promise that anymore who cosigns DankCash is either:
And since I know you'll be fast to throw this link at the rest of the DC squad: Rick, I feel like you could actually be a good person and run a legitimate network, I just don't know why you don't hire a professional team behind you and why you obsess over trying to make something out of nothing like this kid. It's strange to me that you're so generous with your cash, in paying retards like this to do monkey work, yet you also you have no problem holding money from affiliates and others.
The only person on the DankCash team who I'd even come close to taking serious is Raquel, and I feel sorry that she got sucked into that mess but I'm sure she's getting paid pretty nicely.
You may now continue to lie to, shave leads from, and terminate your affiliates without pay. I'm going to go eat some pizza and jerk off. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your affiliates because they're lying to everybody out here.
First and foremost, why would a (HasOffers) network like this want to completely steal the name and general identity of a network that was much earlier in the adult niche? Did someone get a little too excited upon securing a domain backorder and decide that they just had to throw up an affiliate network for nostalgic purposes or what? It's embarrassing enough that you guys are branding yourself (even using the lame tagline they used, "Make bank with Dank!") after a company that was infamous for ripping off their affiliates in the days of spamming on AOL, but even in general I cannot imagine bringing up "DankCash" at any serious conference or even in any serious business situation. I'm sure you guys will get a serious and respected reception at Affiliate Summit.
Now that we've got that out of the way, why do you lie so often? On the date that you made this thread (6/9) you definitely "worked" for DankCash. What I mean by work is, you run around on forums and in IMs begging people to sign up for Rick's (Mix, that'd be his boss and sugardaddy, for future reference) network. You know absolutely nothing about affiliate marketing and you're a pawn, at least Rich (Rick's other coffee-getter) has at least some remotely valuable talent in web design, although that's the extent of my compliments for him.
So now that we've established that the name and general image of your HasOffers network is a complete joke and that you lie and have no talents other than doing what your network manager tells you, where are we left at?
Oh, John was a big part (again, by big part I mean he kissed Rick's ass until Rick finally said, "Here, I'll let you pretend to be talented and worth my time, just get some people to sign up for my terrible networks and I'll greatly overpay you.") of Mushroom Cash, a BigClicks whitelabel that had no problem at all in shaving at an insane rate, lying about how direct their offers are, and completely fucking people out of a lot of money in adult sales. This new Profit Giants shithole is Mushroom Cash with a new name, which was their ploy in restoring a reputation. He "runs" that network, the network where you get paid reasonably less when you could instead just sign up at BigClicks to promote the exact same offers. Make sure you throw that in your resumé.
I'd be completely embarrassed to have to call this talentless, lying retard my "affiliate manager" when he's not much more than a backpack for a slightly smarter but much wealthier affiliate tugger in Rick.
In closing, let me promise that anymore who cosigns DankCash is either:
- someone completely new to marketing and easy to influence by morons like John
- a member of the digital gangster forum, where they absolutely worship this terrible network
- a DankCash affiliate manager, trying to pretend to be a loyal affiliate, like John
And since I know you'll be fast to throw this link at the rest of the DC squad: Rick, I feel like you could actually be a good person and run a legitimate network, I just don't know why you don't hire a professional team behind you and why you obsess over trying to make something out of nothing like this kid. It's strange to me that you're so generous with your cash, in paying retards like this to do monkey work, yet you also you have no problem holding money from affiliates and others.
The only person on the DankCash team who I'd even come close to taking serious is Raquel, and I feel sorry that she got sucked into that mess but I'm sure she's getting paid pretty nicely.
You may now continue to lie to, shave leads from, and terminate your affiliates without pay. I'm going to go eat some pizza and jerk off. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your affiliates because they're lying to everybody out here.
hahah this thread is awesome.
Never worked with these guys but I love the shameless pitch by the sales guy posing as a marketer!! I need to check them out.
Never worked with these guys but I love the shameless pitch by the sales guy posing as a marketer!! I need to check them out.
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