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DICK TOWEL | The Official Dick Towel as Seen on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Where to Buy the Dick Towel
Looks like the designer watched CPA Tsunami!
Recently, men with "less than antiquate" genitalia have been turning to an unlikely source of pleasure and entertainment, a towel.
After years of being mocked for being "small in the package," John Mahony said the Dick Towel is a life saver.
"Any time I was getting ready to get it on with a girl and took my pants off, she'd laugh hysterically at the site of my junk." Said Mahony, in an interview with Action 11 He continued, "When I donned the 'Dick Towel' around my dorm building, I got the respect I deserved! My confidence is was up!"... See More
DICK TOWEL | The Official Dick Towel as Seen on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Where to Buy the Dick Towel
Looks like the designer watched CPA Tsunami!
Recently, men with "less than antiquate" genitalia have been turning to an unlikely source of pleasure and entertainment, a towel.
After years of being mocked for being "small in the package," John Mahony said the Dick Towel is a life saver.
"Any time I was getting ready to get it on with a girl and took my pants off, she'd laugh hysterically at the site of my junk." Said Mahony, in an interview with Action 11 He continued, "When I donned the 'Dick Towel' around my dorm building, I got the respect I deserved! My confidence is was up!"... See More
