Did You Meet Your Significant Other Online?

Did you meet your significant other online?

  • Yes

    Votes: 35 22.9%

  • No

    Votes: 72 47.1%

  • Bitches ain't shit

    Votes: 46 30.1%
  • Total voters
    153
Supergeek said:
9 years, married 5, met in EverQuest. Top that, nerds.
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Wow that's super nerdy. Love it.

Any chick I ever met online dating I wouldn't touch her using someone else's cock. Quality was just not that good vs. effort required.

You see a hottie in the bar and hit it or strike out. You don't need to dog her for days via email to even get a date. Also, you can see first hand if she is doable or not. Vs. online pics that can be misleading to say the least.
 


RoscoeT said:
Wow that's super nerdy. Love it.

Any chick I ever met online dating I wouldn't touch her using someone else's cock. Quality was just not that good vs. effort required.

You see a hottie in the bar and hit it or strike out. You don't need to dog her for days via email to even get a date. Also, you can see first hand if she is doable or not. Vs. online pics that can be misleading to say the least.
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It has it's advantages.
 
I'm workin my game on this little lady right now through facebook. Wish me luck!

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Never met or tried to meet a girl online, but I don't see whats so taboo about it. Well the taboo thing about it is slowly dieing down but with technology becoming more and more apart of our lives it kinda makes sense to look for the right person for you online instead of going to a bar looking for your "soul mate"...
 
I dated a girl I met on Myspace a few years back when I was 16. She was 15, crazy and horny as hell. Good times!
I talk to her from time to time but these days I know my dick would fall off if it got within 10feet of her.
 
In my infinite maturity I try and focus on hookers and drunk girls.

Fun story: After an incredibly drunk night I woke up, at like 6, next to this girl that definitely didn't look so great with the natural sun light hitting her face. When I stumbled out of bed I landed on something... wasn't sure what... then this noise like nothing I've ever heard before sounded.

...Think fog horn meets an insanely loud dog whistle. Well turns out I stepped onto her cats hind leg while it was sleeping and broke it. Then the girl woke up and started yelling some jibberish and crying. For the next five hours I sat in the vet hospital and paid $600 for this little cat go-cart thing and a two inch cast for it's leg.

I was really hungover (Captains Morgan's is my weakness) and to add insult to injury it was 33 by noon in CANADA. Ended up puking a few times in the crapped one bathroom at the vets.

It's one of those nights that's so bad you don't even like talking about it.
 
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Kind of. We knew each other from high school, but lost touch over the years. Out of the blue she contacts me on MySpace, we start hanging out, a month later I'm in her panties, a year later we're married (she was "that girl" the one you never stop thinking about). Didn't meet her, but reconnected I should say. The only good thing I can find about MySpace.
 
Nope. We met in a classy establishing on 6th street in Austin called Bob Populars. I was 19 at the time and we're still married 11 years later. (Together 11, married 9 this summer.) I did have a friend who met a guy online. He was a creepy psycho, but somehow she didn't see what a dick he was and married him. Not surprisingly he quickly ran off all her friends with some total bull shit stories and accusations and is still rather psycho creepy from what I can tell from a distance. I told her she'd know where to find me when they get divorced (finally.)
 
Yeah, it used to be really weird and kind of creepy to tell people you met someone online. Now, not so much. It's kind of cool, actually.
 
FTC-Hater said:
...Think fog horn meets an insanely loud dog whistle. Well turns out I stepped onto her cats hind leg while it was sleeping and broke it. Then the girl woke up and started yelling some jibberish and crying. For the next five hours I sat in the vet hospital and paid $600 for this little cat go-cart thing and a two inch cast for it's leg.
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rofl
 
I met two of my (now ex) girlfriends online, one on MySpace when I was 17 and one on Facebook when I was 22.
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Yeah, all the real winners can be found there. :rolleyes: I think you would have been better off going into a bar.

As for me, I did NOT meet her online. Circumstances sort of threw us together and over time we got close. I guess you could say it was fate.
 
Congrats to all of you who did find your significant other online. I have tried but have never been lucky enough to find the one that captured and held my heart. I did meet some interesting people, both bad and good.
 
I show her off and let the groupies know that she's in my life
When I'm a Billionaire, I'll make her permenitly my wife
There's a period every month, when I don't get to touch her
But after 4 or 5 days it's over, fiending to clutch her
Schemeing to bust a - nut please, don't be a nut
Cause only a nut, would try to put his hands on my slut
See boys know I'm wit her but still try to holler at her
Alot of guys had her but them other guys don't matter
Them guys was chatter
And to tell the truth, I would rather
Let them dream, but at the end of the day, I would have her
Her size is fatter, but truthfully I like her thick
I'm in the club, holding her, takin pictures with my chick
Forget a groupie, she's there after every show
We're makin love after the club, she tells me I'm so
Good at gettin her to cum, and she comes often
She comes when I'm grinding, she comes when I'm flossin
If you havent figured it out yet, my money's my honey
My honey's my money, "In God We Trust" tatted on her tummy
You could never take her from me, I never decieve her
Her last name is Franklin, her cousin is Visa
Believe the relationship I speak on is real
I'm in love with my money, My girlfriend is the dollar bill
 
Jack, I am your thread superstar.

The honey and I have been together 6 years, married 4 and we met on... ready?... eharmony.
 
FTC-Hater said:
In my infinite maturity I try and focus on hookers and drunk girls.

Fun story: After an incredibly drunk night I woke up, at like 6, next to this girl that definitely didn't look so great with the natural sun light hitting her face. When I stumbled out of bed I landed on something... wasn't sure what... then this noise like nothing I've ever heard before sounded.

...Think fog horn meets an insanely loud dog whistle. Well turns out I stepped onto her cats hind leg while it was sleeping and broke it. Then the girl woke up and started yelling some jibberish and crying. For the next five hours I sat in the vet hospital and paid $600 for this little cat go-cart thing and a two inch cast for it's leg.

I was really hungover (Captains Morgan's is my weakness) and to add insult to injury it was 33 by noon in CANADA. Ended up puking a few times in the crapped one bathroom at the vets.

It's one of those nights that's so bad you don't even like talking about it.
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lol +rep for the story
 
Not quite as lucky as some you actually, but did manage to run into an ex-stewardess, and a average looking, but fantastic body chic for a one nighter once. The ex-stewardess was kinda psycho - looked up my address, life's details, work, etc. She was a good lay though. 2X.
 
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