Direct Quote From My Girlfriend Today

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"You know how we always go out to dinner when we get really bored? I think instead we should just have sex. Think about how much better that would be for us."

I found a keeper.
 


reminds me of tenacious d.
"whats you favorite posish
thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do it for you
whats your favorite dish
im not gonna cook it but ill order it, from zanzibar!"
 
I'm more amazed you still take your gf out to dinner a lot. A real keeper makes home cooked meals after you start tapping that ass on a regular basis.
 
Just do the nude sushi with her.

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LOL ... why are you even buying dinners for her in the first place.

Sex, then go to the bar for drinks and burger. Not the other way around.
 
Tell her you want to see her get fucked by another chick.

You don't want to have sex with the other chick, you just fantasize about watching HER do it.

She'll do it.
 
CashTactics said:
Nonononono... Don't listen to this guy... Sex all you can before marriage... Because once you get married its like they forgot what sex was.
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I would like to take the opportunity to say what a load of bullshit this is. At least in my marriage. :338:
 
Flash forward, 3 months from now:

"Honey, you know how we always have sex when we're bored? Let's start going out to dinner instead"
 
vinny lingo said:
I would like to take the opportunity to say what a load of bullshit this is. At least in my marriage. :338:
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Agreed entirely. I've been married 9 years, and I was sitting here working on a PPC campaign, and my wife said "I'm going to go downstairs and watch Star Trek II. Feel free to interrupt me with sex."

I'll be signing off here in a moment. Marriage is great.
 
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