Disapproved Facebook ads - Arghhhh!

Getting disapproved is a fact of life; I've been trying for like 6 months to get these approved:

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I just had a bunch of ads rejected with Facebook telling me the product is unacceptable to advertise under any circumstances:

Please review the specific reason(s) for your ad's disapproval below. If you have further questions, we recommend reviewing our list of Common Ad Mistakes. You can also consult our Terms of Use and Advertising Guidelines for more information.

The content advertised by this ad is restricted. Per section 5 of Facebook's Advertising Guidelines, this content is prohibited from being advertised on Facebook. We reserve the right to determine what advertising we accept, and will not allow the creation of any further Facebook Ads for this product. Ads for this product, service or site should not be resubmitted. We appreciate your cooperation with this policy.

A few changes to the copy, same landing page, no cloaking, resubmit and voila, approved! Facebook reviewers are real retards, if you are trained in your Jedi Mind Tricks!

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The other day i had 150 ads disapproved, today i had 340 approved.... Read the guidelines and keep working.