Disregard Self-Esteem. Acquire Subsidy.

I read about this in Time. Apparently it mostly just applies to males. Females are strangely unaffected by this.

Metrosexuals FTW.
 


I read about this in Time. Apparently it mostly just applies to males. Females are strangely unaffected by this.

Metrosexuals FTW.

Not unaffected, it's just the other way around.
Probably you are ugly and a female and have success, am I right?
So it's naturally that you didn't notice a downside from being ugly when it comes to your success.

If you are a female and want to be successful you NEED to be ugly.
If you are a male and want to be successful you have to be handsome.
(or well, at least chances are on your side then).
This is scientifically proven and confirmed.
I'm not kidding, I'm not shitting.

Can't have Pamella Anderson as President, u understand?
But Angela Merkel is doing a good job, look at her.
On the other hand, there is no super-ugly male president, they all look decent.
And look at Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Inb4 examples of exceptions

PS: I'm not talking about women who get hired as a sexy secretary -- when women get hired for their looks it's usually a humiliating position in the end.
 
This is how the judging will go:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLyS55Bf2wU"]Sean Cassidy on Are You Hot? - YouTube[/ame]
 
Not unaffected, it's just the other way around.
Probably you are ugly and a female and have success, am I right?
So it's naturally that you didn't notice a downside from being ugly when it comes to your success.

If you are a female and want to be successful you NEED to be ugly.
If you are a male and want to be successful you have to be handsome.
(or well, at least chances are on your side then).
This is scientifically proven and confirmed.
I'm not kidding, I'm not shitting.

Can't have Pamella Anderson as President, u understand?
But Angela Merkel is doing a good job, look at her.
On the other hand, there is no super-ugly male president, they all look decent.
And look at Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Inb4 examples of exceptions

PS: I'm not talking about women who get hired as a sexy secretary -- when women get hired for their looks it's usually a humiliating position in the end.

I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

But this reminds me of my theory that it's just better to coast through life at a 7/8. Anything below and no one pays enough attention to you and anything above and they pay attention for the wrong reasons.
 
Is Arnold an example of success or failure? I mean other than his movies which are awesome.
 
Being a good looking female offers a world of opportunity to become a network affiliate manager. Ugly females don't rank a single golden meatspin at these places. OTOH, male affiliate managers can be ordinary looking or downright ugly.

You haven't seen female managers of some network....oh my (i.e. not good looking!)
Wouldn't name it there cause they probably do shit with my payments:jester:
 
posted by BlueYonder:
Being a good looking female offers a world of opportunity to become a network affiliate manager. Ugly females don't rank a single golden meatspin at these places. OTOH, male affiliate managers can be ordinary looking or downright ugly.

No kidding. Every male AM I've had looks like a dude from a Volkswagen commercial. By contrast, every female AM I've had looks like a chick from a Volkswagen commercial.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CttdIFVusqg]VW Jetta commercial - 2002 - YouTube[/ame]

Frank
 
I wanna be on the committee to decide who's ugly. That might well be the most coveted job in America, if it ever came to exist. Come home every day and laugh my ass off with my wife about all the troglydytes that came limping through the office that day, upload my surreptiously-snapped pics to WickedFire, etc.

He already beat you to the job.

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