Do you have cock?

[avatar33]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsmtzERXg9k"]Do You Have Cock (English Lesson). - YouTube[/ame]

 

[jonas33h]

made my fucking night man

 

[m0rtal]

Thank you. I can now call it a day.

 

[geomark]

Listening to her say that again and again made me lmfao.

Reminded me of a lunch date I had with my first wife before we were married when we were ordering drinks and I mentioned I should pick up some sodas on the way home and she said oh, she doesn't keep any cock at home. Freudian slip she was such a f'ing tramp.

 

[Vadym]

not trying to jack thread - but in this one, she explains the first time she asked for Coke on the airplane to America.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYFZxtvo-NM"]Epic Fail - Speaking English Fail - Please Give Me Cock - Coke - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Tobias Funke]

Dudes, I love you boys. maybe it's time you met some real girls?

 

[than_west]

It progressively gets better 9/10

I am literally forwarding this message to all my female asian friends:

"This made me think of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GsmtzERXg9k"

 

[MyOwnDemon]

How much for cock?

 

[jr_sci]

Cock ju se hyo.. !


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[blogginginc]

plez gime cock.

 

[richcam]

Ask them to press the cock? where is this chick, I want to marry her

 

[nickCR]

When I first met my wife she would say cockodile (crocodile) and cockonut (coconut). I'd laugh my fucking ass off. I swear if I had a client ask me for some "Cock" I'd fucking die laughing.

 

[avatar33]

This whole thing reminded me of one of the most epic phone calls ever made by Howard Stern...

The Korean Clock Lady

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDTGXf3izlQ]Korean Clock Lady - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Midas Touch]

This whole thing reminded me of one of the most epic phone calls ever made by Howard Stern...

The Korean Clock Lady

Korean Clock Lady - YouTube

@1:30 is priceless!!

roflmao