Does this look infected to you?

[CCLIND]

Put some 'tussin on it!

 

[WhatupG]

fill it up

Stick some berriez in it

 

[texic]

To ruin the party.. It can't be stitched up now that it's been open for over 24 hours. Stitching in germies is bad!

 

[nachoninja]

nice vag

 

[Shaz07]

What the hell happened?

 

[geekcognito]

Another alternative, and this is going to sound weird, is to disinfect with medicinal alcohol, and then superglue it together. Superglue was actually originally intended for use as a quick field dressing during the Korean war.... Or maybe it was Nam. One of the anti-commie wars anyway.
That's why it manages to bond your fingers together so fucking fast, but takes an hour to set your chair leg in place.

Seals up the enormous blisters you get from running in jungle boots too.

You know, just in case I'm not the only crazy asshole here that's had to do that.

 

[WritingSolution]

And even with my new arm-vag, I'm diligently working to get my articles to those who need them. I might have to put off a few though because as I type it feels like Zeus is ramming lightning bolts of pure pain right up my asshole haha.

If I'm writing for you, I'll give you a discount for today/tomorrow if needed.

 

[HarveyJ]

Oh shit dude, I totally forgot to suggest something: Emla
It's a really good topical anaesthetic. They gave me a tube of it when I accidentally poured boiling water on myself in my teens.
Might not be available in the US, but there'll be the same compound under a different name.

 

[YenTran]

Are you going to go back to hospital 1 and say anything?

 

[WritingSolution]

Oh shit dude, I totally forgot to suggest something: Emla
It's a really good topical anaesthetic. They gave me a tube of it when I accidentally poured boiling water on myself in my teens.
Might not be available in the US, but there'll be the same compound under a different name.

I love you man! I went to the pharmacy and they didn't know what that was but some customer loitering nearby happened to be from the UK! They pointed out something that was a decent substitution.

Ahh, that's good stuff. Now the only real pain the percocets can't knock out is that weird feeling of skin knitting together. I wish I would have time lapsed it. I'd look like Wolverine healing a gunshot wound or something hahaha.

I still don't know why hospital 1 cut me open SO wide and didn't give me any antibiotics. Hospital 2 says "Never go there again!". Apparently, that place is swarmed with junkies and people looking for pills so they treat everyone like shit unless they have primo insurance. My insurance is the cheapest I can find haha.

 

[HarveyJ]

No worries mate.
It looked pretty fucking shocking, so I figured you could use some real advice.

*sigh* If only you could still get morphine and marijuana at a pharmacy, or speed at the supermarket for a runny nose. Stupid baby boomers fucking up all the best stuff