a) why didn't you contact me personally?
b) You have seen jack shit
c) In releasing what I'm nearly finished with, every prior client will be getting a free review equivalent in price and breadth to the previous service, which will be completed in 7-10 days of its start, or you'll get another free one, ad infinitum.
A) I tried, but my email response to your PSA email went unanswered.
B) Do you know how many shit a jack shit could shit if a jack shit could shit shit?
C) I just want my shit completed. I don't care about the new and improved. When it starts to close on three months... I will pressure you. I am sick of waiting (can you tell?).
If you come out and say... HEY, this might not be done for 3 months... I wouldn't care,... at least I am not getting pulled around like a two inch wide anal bead.
Not to mention, I was just on vacation in San Diego... FUCK your cold weather! 95 in Boston, fucking 65 in SD.
P.S. I will be calling tomorrow.