Don't you hate it when...

[subigo]

So three months ago one of my good friends tells me that he wants to go into business together. He's a damned good salesman and PR guy and says we should start up a brick and mortar firm in our city... I think about it for a few months and he finally talks me into it by offering up $50,000 start-up money of his own.

So needing about $10,000 more myself (after what I was going to borrow), I up and sell PRunderground for $9k, probably a lot less than I should have. And all the while my business partner goes on vacation to Portland to meet his girlfriend, who he met on match.com (which one of you assholes is responsible for this?)... just a week before we are supposed to go to the bank and make an offer on a nice office.

And then tonight I get a nice little phone call from him... he's really sorry, but he has to back out of the deal and to top it off he's not even coming back... why?

He knocked up his stupid fucking girlfriend!

Anyway, that kills any chance of starting up a firm (unless one of you rich bastards wants to toss $50k my way) and I'm back to square one. However, I can say thank god for back-up plans...

So moral of the story? Don't fucking rely on anyone but yourself, ever. Seriously. That and wear a fucking condom.

 

[elime]

Ouch, bummer to hear things didn't work out. There are good people out there that you can team up with successfully, but they're one in a million. For the most part I agree with you.

Oh well, could be worse - imagine if you HAD put the money down.

 

[Uzzz]

don't be a fool...wrap your tool.

 

[FatalError]

don't be a fool...wrap your tool.

You talking condoms?

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

Tough break.

Join Ubercamp, we'll take your newbie ass in...

not.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Haha, you need to remind him - "Bros before hos".

 

[Mr. Websites]

He knocked up his stupid fucking girlfriend!

So what? He can travel back and forth every few months until the girlfriend is ready to relocate.

 

[nachoninja]

always pull out

 

[Rage9]

Tough break.

Join Ubercamp, we'll take your newbie ass in...

not.

Ouch, that just happened!

 

[amanda11]

He should falcon punch her.

 

[subigo]

Tough break.

Join Ubercamp, we'll take your newbie ass in...

not.

I actually lol'd at this. You're good at making me do that.

 

[Uzzz]

You talking condoms?

No...im talking black n decker tools...nothing like a rusty screwdriver to ruin yur day

 

[ChrisS]

^ Splinters from the hammers suck too.

 

[Uzzz]

yahh...thats why you must always remember to wear proper safety gloves when handling big objects...or use a proper subsitue...like this guy v

 

[PhillipMarlow]

^lolz

 

[HarveyJ]

He should falcon punch her.

Falcon Punch? WTF?
Is that like some sort of 4chan Ultra Donkey Punch that involves dive bombing from the sky?

 

[ChrisS]

 

[acemenace]

The only way to make up for this is - your friend should let you fuck his girlfriend up the ass.

 

[blueRAP]

LOL!

 

[-Matt-]

The only way to make up for this is - your friend should let you fuck his girlfriend up the ass.

Or better yet, wait for the girlfriend to have the baby and if it is a girl wait until she is ~16 and get great jailbait pics of her and post them in the Skittles thread... 16 years from now. That's what Chris and pedo would do.