Would be better if you could plug the devices into the anatomically correct orifices.
The guy should have designed a full body version with her on all fours, cuz then he could conceal the computer inside. And then install a fleshlight in the rear. It could be self-heated by all the upgraded hardware
If you can say you enjoyed this thread, then you suffer from Ephebopheilia. Fortunately, "Clinically, ephebophilia is rarely regarded as a mental disorder unless it affects the ephebophile's life in a destructive way."
The moral of the story? Don't let your addiction to Skittles affect your making monies online.