EPN Wins "Innovative Merchant Award"

[kingofsp]

Lol.

eBay Partner Network Wins Innovative Merchant Award at A4U Awards | eBay Partner Network Blog | eBay Affiliate Program News

Judges were impressed by eBay’s smart implementation and commended their bravery in offering a sophisticated and clever algorithm which encouraged affiliate’s to work in a way that better served the advertiser’s business objectives.

 

[JoshTodd]

Taking money out of my pocket isn't innovative...

 

[Benji49]

EPN management celebrated by having an extra-special "BAN an affiliate" contest, where employees voted on which affiliate should be banned at random.

Then they competed to see who could come up with most hilarious excuse for banning eg "After viewing your server logs, we noticed a referral from Washichastan. This is expressly against our TOS so we are banning you and keeping the commission...BHHHHAAAAAAHHHH... DID YOU LIKE THAT, WANT SOME MORE????"

 

[gerMAN]

this is the definition of kafkaesque.

 

[turbolapp]

Judges were impressed with they way they butt raped their affiliates and the affiliates said, "please sir can i have another?"

 

[justo_tx]

this is the definition of kafkaesque.

Only if the Ebay Vice President that accepted the award for them was a giant cockroach.

 

[joevis]

this is the definition of kafkaesque.

Gefilte fish

 

[geomark]

Did anybody from ebay show up to accept the award? I'd be surprised if they had the guts. Might be a long line of people lined up to kick their ass.

 

[eurusd]

i ve got some epn ebay partner network accounts idling, anyone looking for joint venture or ideas?

 

[Mikesev]

Lol, A4U awards sponsored by DGM, who went into administration last week.

 

[Bofu2U]

Fuck EPN, they're not even an affiliate program anymore - they're a fucking publisher network.