umm hang on i know this one.
He's a dirt bag he's not good enough for you you can do better lose the zero get a hero you go girl have your tits gotten bigger?...and all that consoling stuff that us guys tend to memorize at an early age.
Women have a much greater variety of toys than us mere males.
Janiac can even make it much more fun than we ever could with one of these: I even didn't use my affiliate link. That's how much respect I've got for you, Janaic... Although, if you want to help me out here...