erry day i'm husltin



john, lemme know when you wanna go tear up Clemson.

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I never understood how some of you lose the ability to type properly. I can get hammered like an idiot and I'll still have the ability to re-read my text and fix typos.

Other alcoholic myths I haven't experienced yet:
- wake up somewhere and don't know how you got there
- piss in your pants involuntarily
- try to speak but just talk gibberish because brain can't process speech anymore
- pass in and out of consciousness at random

you're doing it wrong ;)
 
Gatorade works the best. Try it, works like magic. Follow that up with a beer in the morning.

Preach. Gatorade works good.

I worked in the UK for a couple of months, and whenever I got wrecked with a couple of "mates" after going to the "football", we always got a kebab. It seemed to work, but probably did more long term damage to my health than any amount of alcohol. I'm pretty sure I found a couple of collars in them.

Luckily, I've never really had to suffer from the sickness side of being pissed the morning after. I just completely forget what the fuck I've done. The next day is like a drunken jigsaw.