Do a little digging and you'll see there are TONS of millionaires out there who started a small bank in backwater towns in the South.
Many really solid ideas are in this thread and some fantastic resources are also given. I really appreciate everyone's help. Thank you.
My next step? -- I had started to reach out to someone @ score who seems to have a really relevant background in finance and M&A; and so now I will.
Years ago I raced with (against) a man named Bernie S. who owned his own bank and had a huge real estate business. He lived a few mansions away from Ross Perot. We were pretty friendly -- considering how hard we fought it out and we had a huge mutual respect for each other on the track. Once I asked him just how in the hell one goes about getting their own freakin bank-- 'its easy all you need are investors' he said quite casually. I think he might be a decent resource for information too.