Fake diploma

OP just needs a piece of paper he can rub his parents into the face so they shut up, right?
Nobody will check the diploma, so you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university.

But why bother with something that is a crime? Why involve yourself in something that has the potential to ruin your life forever?
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Don't forget that this is Wickedfire.
Most gay webmasters make their money with false / deceptive advertising and send out fake test wires.
 


Try to print this one out, and give it to them.

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Ibanez | Jan said:
Nobody will check the diploma, so you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university.
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you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university
you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university
you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university
you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university
you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university
you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university
you might as well create your own fantasy diploma of the WF university


I'm afraid, the only discipline WF university can teach and exam its students, is

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Its cute that people still need fake diplomas when there are "sciences" like politics, economics, history, archaeology and all the liberal arts crap you can be unemployed in. Just pay some college a couple grand, have some idiot mock shit up for you and you have a "real" diploma.
 
A) student loan debt you’ll never be able to pay back.

Hes got a point there, but anyone not living in the us is probably not getting dragged into lifelong debt.

B ) for the first time ever, greater than 50% of the unemployed have college degrees. So that whole myth of “you can’t get a job without a degree” is over

Thats the kind of logic fail you get rid of while attending college.

C) you don’t learn anything in college that you can’t learn on your own.

True to some extent, but depends highly on the topic and there are things in math, for example, that are really really hard to grasp on your own. You cant "just pick up a book". People who dont really do sciences wont get that tho.

D) you can get a five year head start on your peers if you give up on college.

Yea, if you earn a bullshit degree.
 
DontShaveMePls said:
I live in lithuania, wouldn't call it a developing country, shit gets worse every year, it's like a time travel 20 yrs back in comparison to us and a.
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Hahhahahaha, sure yea. :)

charlesmartel said:
BTW, are the women in Lithuania getting worse every like here in the US? Have they been super-sized yet? I plan on visiting your country in a year or so and would like to know.
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Nope and no. You'll have a great time there. Try to get in touch with a local non-peasant or two (there are a few on this forum) before your trip - you'll have a much better time there.
 
So your mom is getting mad at you for playing WoW too much, and your idea is to print off a fake degree for UCLA from your basement in Lithuania, and show it to her?

Yeah, I can't see how that could possibly backfire.
 
Isn't some kind of college education almost entirely state funded over there? If so, sign up for some course. College fun comes by default. Learning is always optional :p
 
DontShaveMePls said:
I live in lithuania, wouldn't call it a developing country, shit gets worse every year, it's like a time travel 20 yrs back in comparison to us and a. It's like russia, but even worse and we also hate russians lol.
The average monthly salary is like 600$,so i doubt that i will ever need to get a real job, imma continue being gay webmaster. So yeah, degree is more like a social pressure thing. I want my homo sovieticus family to be happy. And maybe, in a worse case scenario, if anything happens, to get a job.
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It got low population density and you don't need a lot to survive well.. plus it looks great on street view. Don't hate it so much bro. Also, its actually a good thing if it is 20 years behind and not ahead.
 
No, bitches are still lookin good.
charlesmartel said:
I don't think a real diploma will be any more valuable than a fake one.

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BTW, are the women in Lithuania getting worse every like here in the US? Have they been super-sized yet? I plan on visiting your country in a year or so and would like to know.
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Yup, pretty much sums it all up.
Kiopa_Matt said:
So your mom is getting mad at you for playing WoW too much, and your idea is to print off a fake degree for UCLA from your basement in Lithuania, and show it to her?

Yeah, I can't see how that could possibly backfire.
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I don't hate it. I earn more than average monthly salary every day. I feel like a king peasant.
jacky8 said:
It got low population density and you don't need a lot to survive well.. plus it looks great on street view. Don't hate it so much bro. Also, its actually a good thing if it is 20 years behind and not ahead.
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I am actually in my last semester of university, but i wanna hear some opinions from non-peasants, that's why i made this thread. Also social studies cost like 800$ per semester lol.
jacky8 said:
Isn't some kind of college education almost entirely state funded over there? If so, sign up for some course. College fun comes by default. Learning is always optional :p
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