I dont think the church would be shamed by having their own game turned around on them. To truly piss them off donations should be taken to hire a few gay male prostitutes and have them just start pounding each other in the back pews during one of the services.
That's what I'm saying. (actually making out would be better because you really want to annoy and piss everyone off without doing anything illegal, and I'm pretty sure sex in a public areana is considered illegal in most states)
I still like my idea of having an Anti-Asshole protest. There really should be more of these.