HOLY SHIT... THIS IS A PRODUCT PLACEMENT!
Look at the way he's holding the logos forward perfectly in this pic... Dude was actually extremely SMART... Here's what he did:
1. Seated far away the attacker and near an exit. (by accident)
2. Saw gunshots, hit the deck with his family, and realized that they can all make it out alive but will have to face tons of press. His brilliant mind schemed up the rest:
3. "Let's go for that exit, but you stay near the door and I'm going to make a run to the nearest restaurant to grab a product placement deal..."
4. He hops in the car, heads to McDonalds, still open at midnight, and demands to speak to the manager. Gets deal for big bucks, signs on a napkin, grabs some product and turns around the car...
5. Makes up bullshit story to the press while promoting McD's.
Voila, the world's quickest thinker gets paid. :conehead: