Find out why MASTURBATION is DESTROYING YOUR LIFE and what you can do to STOP it.

[seanlopez]

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Is it still masturbation if I make sure to finish on a furry little kitten?

 

[Regenewire]

I beg to differ, oh boy do I beg to differ, they obviously don't know about WickedFire where you can come to learn how to make more monies and masturbate at the same time.

Or make money exploiting the masturbationatory tendencies of others.

 

[Andrew]

The FTC and FDA need to crack down on these guys hard because their product causes cancer.*

* BBC NEWS | Health | Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'