Fingernails In My Anus...

[W1NN1NG]

I've got a problem. Today I keep feeling pain in my anus and when I shit, I have to use my finger to dig out hard shards of what look like fingernails from my asshole.

Anyone had this happen before, it feels like I have fingernails in my asshole but I never swallow my fingernails!!!

 

[faceblogger]

This is quite common for assholes

 

[ShadowCaster]

I don't have enough words to express all of my WAT, therefore I'll just post this picture:

 

[tomaszjot]

I thought after epic threads from Berto, LukeP and Eli standards have increased on WF. But you destoyed hard work of these three guys with thread about fingering yourself... what next?

 

[dmnEPC]

Usually the transsexuals don't get the best manicures (they don't go to the Asians) and sometimes they break off. Next time suggest he/she uses some other type of toy instead of the finger

 

[Versus]

or maybe your anus is growing teeth.

 

[faceblogger]

I don't have enough words to express all of my WAT, therefore I'll just post this picture:

loool. Sent it to some of my friends...

 

[1yerrot]

I don't have enough words to express all of my WAT, therefore I'll just post this picture:

This pic is nothing besides PURE WIN.

 

[dmnEPC]

why doesn't the dog have teeth?

 

[wheinrome]

The magic wand tool didn't work on the first attempt. Lazy photoshop FTW

 

[webdesignsbyapw]

Teeth

why doesn't the dog have teeth?

Is this better?
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[potentialeight]

I'm not trying to freak you out, but it sounds a lot like pinworms.

Pinworm Infection

I won't include images of what it looks like since you can do that on your own. I hope it's not this and something much simpler. Good luck man.

 

[mpbiz]

what the fuck is this shit

 

[furfing]

I don't have enough words to express all of my WAT, therefore I'll just post this picture:

Amazing ;P Gonna share it haha !

 

[aim100]

Is this better?
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still laughing
YEP, BEST

 

[loyolabenson]

sunflower seeds?

 

[poisonsembrace]

Probably worms as already mentioned. If you have small kids, prob best to give them the same treatment as yourself.

 

[Rage9]

Mother fuckers are mother fuckers.

 

[davidne]

You know, I've always wondered how girls don't get hurt from fingernails when they get fingered. I keep my nails pretty short, mostly for that reason, but they occasionally do get somewhat long and girls still never seem to bother.

 

[vortex]

You know, I've always wondered how girls don't get hurt from fingernails when they get fingered. I keep my nails pretty short, mostly for that reason, but they occasionally do get somewhat long and girls still never seem to bother.

ou keep your fingernails short so you can finger your ass yourself?

That´s sick dude!