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Have you guys tried these? I just posted about them on my blog.. zomg.

:eek: :eek: :eek: <- really all I can say

BTW, the blog post has shameless affiliate links to Amazon, if that sort of thing offends you - don't click them and don't eat my cookies.
 
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I've never tried them personally, but I hear they are amazing for energy but taste like ass.

You remember those Sweet Tarts candies? It's like a liquid version of that.. which isn't so pleasant, but I find if you chill them the taste isn't very strong. I do recommend having a chaser around. Coincidentally the name of the company that makes them is Chaser, haha..
 
I'm not sure if it was a placebo effect or what, but they do seem to work. Definitely have a chaser around tho
 
I can only get about 2 hours out of one. I tried drinking 2 at once and I got sick as fuck. Seriously, dont do that. I guess it's because I am 250, I dunno. I cannot get more than 2 hours of pick me up out of one. But they do taste like ass.
 
Those things are weak. I drank one to try and stay awake during a long car trip, fell asleep 10 minutes later.
 
Caffiene = borrowed energy
Taurine = borrowed energy
Sugar = borrowed energy

Borrowed energy = adrenaline produced in excess by the adrenal glands do to stimulant use.

Excess adrenal use leads to adrenal fatigue which = chronic fatigue syndrome..

Have fun with those drinks but remember that if you over do it, and you will know you have because they stop working, you could end up tired all the time.

I know cause I am experiencing it.

Just my two cents, its all good at the end of the day just don't rely on them for energy or you will pay for it.

Hit me up if you don't get it, I have a nutrional background - not preachin just makin sure we don't all end up dead at 40 ( no time to enjoy all that money we busted our asses making)
 
For someone with a (sic) "nutrional background", how could you possibly lump sugar with taurine (an amino sulfonic acid with few studies that even suggest it provides energy although it has many other health benefits) and caffeine (a xanthoid psychoactive, central nervous stimulant)?

Their long-term effects on the body are VASTLY different, and they are not the foundation for chronic fatigue syndrome developments, "chronic fatigue syndrome" being a HUGE blanket term that is the diagnosis of MANY conditions with uncertain causation.

This said, the high and persistent consumption of Taurine has zero known DETRIMENTAL long-term effects. It's an amino acid formed in bile, but with no carboxyl group so it can't even modify local RNA. Like the over-consumption of any amino acid (or similar acid), it will simply get treated as waste.

The high and persistent consumption of Caffeine (under 650mg a day) is only consistently related to a dependency on it where the user merely suffers withdrawal, which is a short-term inhibition that is quickly compensated (unlike, say, heroin withdrawal). Addiction level brain dendrites associated with the persistent use of caffeine recede very quickly so the addiction passes quickly after a short duration of caffeine abstinence. Of course, the withdrawal is associate with fatigue, but it's not chronic.

The high and persistent consumption of Sugar, however, is complete shit. Sugar is your culprit in energy drinks and the reason why almost all energy drinks on the market suck a dick. Energy drinks are literally soda drinks marketed with trace amounts of "herbal energy" and small amount of Taurine... but with the sugar consumption you get with a fucking tall boy of Grape soda. Avoid sugar.

If you drink a Coca Cola to stay awake, why don't you just cut the bullshit and stick a horse tranquilizer in your leg? It will have the same effect except that at least a horse tranquilizer doesn't make you feel like you just squeezed the energy out of your brain with a vice grip.

If you want energy, you're better off drinking a bold, dark cup of coffee or some concentrated cups of tea, neither of which you will add sugar to. If you are 12 years old and need sugar, add a less refined sugar to it like brown sugar or a natural honey -- anything without high fructose corn syrup.

Or you can just drop sugar all together, which is probably the reason you're waging never-ending war with the last inch of your braided belt, you* fat fuck.

*I felt like throwing this in there. This doesn't go out to anybody in particular, although it may be an allusion to Jon's current mistress. I hear she wears braided belts.

Caffiene = borrowed energy
Taurine = borrowed energy
Sugar = borrowed energy

Borrowed energy = adrenaline produced in excess by the adrenal glands do to stimulant use.

Excess adrenal use leads to adrenal fatigue which = chronic fatigue syndrome..

Have fun with those drinks but remember that if you over do it, and you will know you have because they stop working, you could end up tired all the time.

I know cause I am experiencing it.

Just my two cents, its all good at the end of the day just don't rely on them for energy or you will pay for it.

Hit me up if you don't get it, I have a nutrional background - not preachin just makin sure we don't all end up dead at 40 ( no time to enjoy all that money we busted our asses making)
 
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it's basically overpriced Vitamin B and Caffeine.

All they are capitalizing on are peoples Vitamin B deficiencies due to poor diets. They throw the caffeine in their so that way if the Vitamin B doesn't do the trick for the consumer, at least the caffeine will give them a small jolt so they think it is working.

The "energy blend"? also a joke. Just another way to keep the consumer in the dark about how much of each ingredient is actually in the drink .

Would rather spend my money elsewhere.
 
Caffiene = borrowed energy
Taurine = borrowed energy
Sugar = borrowed energy

Borrowed energy = adrenaline produced in excess by the adrenal glands do to stimulant use.

Excess adrenal use leads to adrenal fatigue which = chronic fatigue syndrome..

Have fun with those drinks but remember that if you over do it, and you will know you have because they stop working, you could end up tired all the time.

I know cause I am experiencing it.

Just my two cents, its all good at the end of the day just don't rely on them for energy or you will pay for it.

Hit me up if you don't get it, I have a nutrional background - not preachin just makin sure we don't all end up dead at 40 ( no time to enjoy all that money we busted our asses making)

So true, the burnout/comedown after loads of caffeine & taurine can be worse than speed.

Not sure about these 5 hour drinks, but I've just picked up some (legal) stimulants containing kola nut extract (as in cocacola) acorrus calamus & piperine - anyone had experience with this shit?
 
Not sure about these 5 hour drinks, but I've just picked up some (legal) stimulants containing kola nut extract (as in cocacola) acorrus calamus & piperine - anyone had experience with this shit?

Drop kola nut. It's a popular thing to chew in Africa where it seems to be linked to cancer. A carcinogen has been isolated from it.

Kola-nut extract induced a number of overt neurotoxicological signs in male albino rats. A decrease in the total body weight and an increase in the absolute weights of the liver, kidney, brain and testis were observed after 18 weeks oral administration of kola-nut extract to the rats. Total protein, RNA and DNA of these organs were significantly depressed. The activity of
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Don't take piperine with other medication. It literally almost shuts off the metabolic factory that processes drugs in your body. I know it almost completely halts some blood barriers with the adrenal glands and part of the brain's cortex, so I wouldn't even use it with caffeine if you want the caffeine to work.

Sweet flag is a pretty historical compound though. Not sure about its energy boosting effects.

I suggest at least two things before inducing new compounds:
- Google "<suppment name> toxicity" and see if anything comes up.
- Wikipedia it.
 
Well since there are two nutritionists in here, mind if I ask a question? What is a healthy supplement that can provide a similar buzz such as a few energy drinks or even Adderall? Does such a thing exist? I can't imagine coffee or tea providing a similar effect. And with regards to coffee, wouldn't all that caffeine be a bad thing for you?
 
JamesH - Wanna sell me some of those AD's?
ahaha
:)

I pounded 2 5 Hour Energy drinks once at a truck stop between Havasu and Phoenix... I had been up for 2 days straight. I chased them with 2 regular Redbulls

About 40 minutes later I found myself waking up driving off the road.

They didn't do shit.
:)

Btw, in case you're wondering, I made the rest of the 4 hour trip. I figured out that if I get off on EVERY exit from the freeway, run around the car 2-3 times, and hit myself, then get back in and mash it, I could make it to the next offramp without dozing off.

Sitting still is what kills you.
 
Well since there are two nutritionists in here, mind if I ask a question? What is a healthy supplement that can provide a similar buzz such as a few Redbulls or even Adderall? Does such a thing exist?

First things first. What do you want your "buzz" for?

To wake up, take a moderate amount of caffeine. You can chain-drink moderate levels of coffee/tea with no harmful side-effects.

To get a recreational buzz, crush Adderall and roll up a dollar bill.

For productivity, get an Instant Release (IR) Adderall prescription and don't take more than 5 to 7.5mg at once. Don't be a fucking wuss and get addicted either. Make a solid checklist of tasks, set up your work environment, and then pop the pill. Don't take it all day. Don't take it every day.

If you're always fatigued, hit the gym.
 
I'd like the buzz to get a lot of AM work done quickly. I've always heard that extended use of Adderall (especially if you aren't ADD) is bad for you. Is there something else I could use to switch it up everyday?
 
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I'd like the buzz to get a lot of AM work done quickly. I've always heard that extended use of Adderall (especially if you aren't ADD) is bad for you. Is there something else I could use to switch it up everyday?

When you throw around the word "buzz", it sounds like you want that narcotic euphoria. A healthy use of Adderall will not give you much of a euphoric buzz. However, psychological dependencies develop when people don't think it's working unless they ARE "buzzed" which is a horrible psychology.

If you take Adderall, don't take it every day, take the smallest dose possible, and get your shit done when you take it. You also want to dose Vitamin C and Magnesium (or take a complete multivitamin) a few hours before you pop amphetamine.

Psychostimulants like caffeine will give you a sort of buzz as well. Moderate amounts of coffee is good for you. Moderate amounts of caffeine isn't bad for you.

For focus, you can try to up your intake of B vitamins, B-12 and B-6 in particular, but they make eachother more bioavailable so take a B-all pill.

Try Phospha-lipids too, like Phosphatidylserine.

Check out evitamins.com for reviews of amphetamine alterantives. Try all alternatives before reverting to Adderall. Only take Adderall for work CRUNCHES and not for every day tasks.

Two products I quickly found on evitamins.com were Added Attention and Focus for Adults. They have B-vitamins and P-Lipids in common with my suggestion. Try them out.

A better and cheaper and less marketed alternative to those would be to research what you can ingest more naturally that is high in B-vitamins and P-lipids. Or compile a list of those products, write down common ingredients across similar products with good reviews, and then seek out the isolated ingredients.

The most cost effective way would be to get a solid placebo going of course. :anon.sml:
 
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