Five Things To Ask Your Web Hosting Provider
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These are my 5. I'm not really looking for friends.
1) How long have you been in business?
2) Datacenter location? IP address to PING? Download test file?
3) Guaranteed uptime?
4) Trial period with refund available?
5) Cancellation policy/process? (faxes are bullshit)
1) How long have you been in business?
2) Datacenter location? IP address to PING? Download test file?
3) Guaranteed uptime?
4) Trial period with refund available?
5) Cancellation policy/process? (faxes are bullshit)
Awesome, and yes faxes are bullshit.
Just another way to delay cancellations. You bought it only so you should be able to cancel it online as well. Nice list.
lol... I just read this part. Let's see if that's still your philosophy after you've been around more than six months, let alone a few years. I suggest learning what an 80/20 analysis is and implementing it at least once a month. Unless of course you want to go insane.
I personally don't have a problem telling people to go find another host if they are obviously going to be a pain in the ass and don't seem to know even the basics of what they are doing.
lol...we have been in business longer than six months and I don't take lessons from someone who drives off their customers like you have been proven to do.
Don't be hating man, we just make sure that our clients are happy and that they stay that way, that's all. No need for an 80/20 analysis or the need to tell our clients to go elsewhere cause they demand more attn than others.
Now, when you don't sell your customers to a shady outfit or spend your time telling them to go elsewhere because they want some help, then you are welcome to criticize. Until then, we don't want to hear shit from you, the only thing you proved out good for is selling out for a quick buck to someone who can't even maintain customer satisfaction.
lol...we have been in business longer than six months and I don't take lessons from someone who drives off their customers like you have been proven to do.
Don't be hating man, we just make sure that our clients are happy and that they stay that way, that's all. No need for an 80/20 analysis or the need to tell our clients to go elsewhere cause they demand more attn than others.
Now, when you don't sell your customers to a shady outfit or spend your time telling them to go elsewhere because they want some help, then you are welcome to criticize. Until then, we don't want to hear shit from you, the only thing you proved out good for is selling out for a quick buck to someone who can't even maintain customer satisfaction.
I was just trying to help you out, kid. Maybe if you take some of my advice you can move out of that trailer park one day.
And you've been in "business" more than six months? Really?
And if you're gonna come at me with insults, you better be able to handle it when I decided to destroy you in public. You don't know shit about any of our past acquisitions, so don't pretend you do. They happen everyday and sometimes they don't work out, big fucking deal. Don't talk like I sold my fucking company to someone else. The acquisition was for less than 15% of our client base and 10% of them came back to us anyway.
Now before you decide to throw around any more insults, or maybe try to rip parts of my site again, think twice. We both know I have 100 times the amount of clients as you and I have not once ever had a customer satisfaction survey come back with less than a 95% approval rating. I might be a fucking dick, but the hosting I provide is solid. I'm not here to be friends with my clients. I want their money and in return I want them to get what they pay for.
Fighting online is fucking retarded, but when you ripped my site word for word, you pissed me off personally. So, no, I don't fucking like you and I think you're a little kid in a trailer park trying to slang some hosting. So shut the fuck up and listen to my advice, or don't, I don't give a shit. Anyone who runs a fucking business knows what 80/20 means and if they care about making money, they do it.
Google up 129B Flynn Alva, OK 73717 for the new location. Hell, come by and eat some dinner when you drop into Oklahoma.
That trailer park is old news, don't hate, I was able to come up from the trailer park. That's ghettofabulous but I did it while busting my ass to get it done. Then you can also google 709 Oklahoma Blvd., Alva, OK 73717, Vinson Hall for the location of our office. Don't try to rip me on old homework bro, at lease make sure it's accurate.
I don't give a shit how many more clients you have, customer satisfaction rates speak a lot better than what you have to say.
Aww, I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to make you cry. Now pick up the soap like a good boy.
P.S. If you want my autobiography, hate to tell you that you have to wait for me to write it.
Also, we have clients going back to before then that stuck with us during that new launch and are still with us to this day, so the proof of providing hosting from Volsh for over six months is in our hands. But when it comes down to it, you sold off clients and they got fucked in the long run, simple as that.
But when it comes down to it, you sold off clients and they got fucked in the long run, simple as that.
Also, we have clients going back to before then that stuck with us during that new launch and are still with us to this day, so the proof of providing hosting from Volsh for over six months is in our hands.
Least Zensix actually wrote their own pitches and "Why Choose Us" content?
At least we fixed it and I apologized for the matter openly.
Nice try karl.
I should try that more often... its ok long as I admit to it after being caught. You don't have to spend as much time washing your hands if you avoid pissing on them in the first place.
What he did was business to refine the core focus, what you did was... stupid.
Short : why do it in the first place?
I didn't rip it and I overlooked going to inspect the content that my general manager posted to the site. A mistake anyone could make, he brought it to my attention on here publicly (he never sent me a PM) and I fixed it in less than 24 hrs. Also apologized about the mishap, lesson well learned. I should have been more strict and looked at it, but was so busy I didn't think about it.
Anything that gives you a boner bro, that means something.
Never know, you may find an okie gal you like if you come up this way next month. Then there's your reach around.
Anything that gives you a boner bro, that means something.
Never know, you may find an okie gal you like if you come up this way next month. Then there's your reach around.
Maybe I will even drag you to a strip club for a lap dance? From a girl, not me sorry bros.