For those with REALLY small penises

[HarveyJ]

We all know that people with small penises buy muscle cars.
How about something that may as well scream "Penis Replacement!"?
Like, say, a tank?

Because down under, we're selling off over 100 surplus tanks that are in still good working order!

101 tanks never fired in anger, one owner | NEWS.com.au

Actually, on a slightly more serious note, whilst it doesn't mention it in this article, I'm almost certain that you'd have been able to make negotiations for a few of these at the APSD offline except that Hippies managed to get it shut down last week
APDSE Cancelled! - OzPeace Press Release | Asia Pacific Defence & Security Exhibition

 

[Phre0nBurn]

I used to have a Crew Cab Ford F-350 Diesel Longbed with a 13" Lift and 38.5" tires


Seriously.

And anytime a girl would try and say that (although they LOVED the truck) "you know guys with big trucks usually have small penises, right?"
My response was always a simple "That's why I lifted it"

I would so buy a tank.

 

[Deliguy]

lol i'll call my car insurance tomorrow for a quote to add one to my policy...ya know just in case i get into a fender bender.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Tanks are great - my dad's a mechanic and he used to have a customer who had a an old T-54. Customs made him disable the machine gun, but the breech gun still worked

I'd love one here, as we are surrounded by stupid botox mums with SUVs, none of whom apparently know how to drive.

 

[glowleaf]

I will quote one of my today's spam messages:

I am glad to find this forum!
I simply mad about this forum!
PERFECT FORUM!

I like tanks.