Freakiest. Demon Baby. Evar.

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HarveyJ said:
"Only in Japan" really springs to mind... except that it's been documented before...

But yeah, the condition IS more common in areas that have high background radiation, so it wouldn't surprise me if this kid was born in a prefecture near Nagasaki or Hiroshima
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I'm pretty sure it's not.

Anyway, people, wtf, it's really not nice to make fun of these poor kids. It's very sad.
 
HarveyJ said:
Skyfire: Genetic abnormalities like that are always caused by stray mutations... radiation is the fastest way to cause said mutations in the genome.
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"stray" makes it sound unintentional, sadly that isn't normally the case.
 
I'd nickname it "Gremlin" if it lives. Maybe have it wear a siren or cowbell, you know, as a warning to people to let it know it was coming!

Although, I would have a FIELD DAY with it at any mall's food court... Ahh the possibilities are just endless.

They don't need a donation link, they need a publicist. You can make an entire prank website off of the exploitation of this freak show kid. Now that would make for a unique and profitable business!

It's times like these where I'm proud to be a realist. Yeah, it's a shitty situation for the parents, but if it lives, what are you going to do? Hide it in the dark for the rest of it's days? Toss it in the garbage? No. You'd keep it (or you should at least), and you'd make some expensive and unique gourmet lemonade out of those gross and deformed lemons.
 
HarveyJ said:
"Only in Japan" really springs to mind... except that it's been documented before...

But yeah, the condition IS more common in areas that have high background radiation, so it wouldn't surprise me if this kid was born in a prefecture near Nagasaki or Hiroshima
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Don't give all of the credit to the only two cities ever nuked during a war...

What about the more recent Chernobyl or some of the other forgettable cities and towns in which toxic and nuclear waste accidents occured?

I'd bet that some water bottling company secured the rights to the rivers that run through those ghost towns, and sell it to the rest of the world because of it's unique 'taste'.

Everyones gotta make a buck somehow.
 
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